Gilded Trash
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We explore political cults, internet drama, and summer beach debates while diving deep into the paranormal hotspots of Pennsylvania.
• Jeffrey Epstein's list becoming a political football and why people shouldn't have based their vote on expecting its release
• The viral TikTok drama of a woman bringing antipasto salad to a gathering where she wasn't directly invited
• Ranking East Coast beaches from New Jersey to Myrtle Beach for families, tourists, and beachgoers
• Questioning why certain foods like donuts and pancakes are beach staples when they cause bloating
• Our revelation that we live in Pennsylvania's paranormal hotspot "Chestnut Ridge" as featured on Beyond Skinwalker Ranch
• Condemnation of those using the Texas flooding tragedy for political points or social media engagement
• The upcoming milestone of turning 50 and making new connections in this next chapter
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Speaker 3Yeah , we're on schedule , welcome back .
Speaker 2I love . I just gotta sing welcome back . I never get tired of that song .
Speaker 3I don't either .
Speaker 2I never watched Welcome Back Cotter , it was before my time ,
Welcome Back to Gilded Trash
Speaker 2and what ?
Speaker 3It wasn't before my time .
Speaker 2Well , it was before my time Just by a smidge , but I remember that my dad and Linda liked that show they talked about it ?
Speaker 3Yeah , that my dad , linda , liked that show . They talked about it . Yeah , my dad liked it . Yeah , did you like it ? Since it was of your time yes and no , because it was shot in that like 70s vibe and we were already in the 80s . When I was , I was probably watching reruns . To be honest with you , you I don't know .
Speaker 2Right , right , I'm sure , I'm sure .
Speaker 3But yeah , my parents liked it and I just , I thought it was corny . You know , like it's it was , everybody was a characterization of their character . So , like nerds today are hot , the nerd in Welcome Back Carter not hot . No , Welcome Back Carter not hot .
Speaker 2No , welcome Back , carter . That's what Medea calls it .
Speaker 3Carter .
Speaker 2No , I know , but I'm saying I can hear her saying that Welcome Back , carter . That's Medea's Christmas .
Speaker 3Carter Carter .
Speaker 2Welcome Back , carter .
Speaker 3It's Carter Carter . Welcome Back , carter .
Speaker 2So yeah , yeah , yeah , go ahead . What were you gonna say , speaking of what ? No , I was just gonna say , since the last time we seen you , we uh , some of the things that we talked about in the last episode that we ended up doing , um , like , we went to canto's , we did all that stuff . We had a surprise show at the comedy farm that just popped up . I don't know if we talked about that or not , because it was right about the time . I don't think so .
Speaker 3No , because we went to Cantu's on Friday .
Speaker 2The week before .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 3Yeah , Cantu's was a really , really , really good show that was . That was pretty fun .
Speaker 2Yeah , oh yeah , Of course , that was always really really good show . That was pretty fun . Yeah , oh yeah , of course it's always a good time .
Speaker 3I love the vibe there .
Speaker 2Oh my God , I could . Yeah , absolutely , it's the best secret place that there is . And then , of course , yeah , then we did have the thing at the Comedy Farm the following week , yeah , which was a surprise that we didn't know about on the last episode , and that was a lot of fun . That was an endless open mic . A lot of good stuff out there , a lot of good stuff .
Speaker 3I was really surprised . There's a lot of really good folks that are just getting their feet wet in the stand-up world . I love it . Yeah , for 120,000 percent
The Epstein List Controversy
Speaker 3, percent too I actually did two sets , but you will never , ever , ever see them , unless scott sneaks me , because they were horrid .
Speaker 2But well , you never know , I might , I might sneak you on this , no , but um , yeah , no , there's been a lot going on out in the world . Out in the world , there's been a lot going on . First off , epstein , jeffrey Epstein , I mean everybody's been talking about it this week because and everybody's made the same joke it turns out he was innocent , turns out he didn't do anything . There was no list . He offed himself because he was just down in the dumps a little bit feeling sad .
Speaker 1You know what I mean For over 200 years , America has hidden its greatest secrets behind codes , conspiracies , ciphers , Hushed wish . This isn't just a list , it's a map . A map that leads to the truth about power and privilege .
Speaker 2That seems like a playfair cipher . There's a map on the back . We just need a 500 keyword . It's the ink .
Speaker 1Truth is hidden in plain sight . Uncover America's darkest secret National Treasure 3 , the Epstein cipher Coming soon , if they let us release it .
Speaker 2But no , everybody's been talking about that . Of course . You know Tucker Carlson had a really good podcast with Cigar and Jetty and they kind of hit on the points that I think , which is this is what do you call those ? What do you call when you put out a call , like a secret call to everybody ? You know what I'm talking about Like a maiden's call ?
Speaker 3It's not a maiden's call , but it's like a A siren's or something .
Speaker 2Yeah , like there's a horse whistle or something .
Speaker 3A dog whistle .
Speaker 2A dog whistle . I got one , finally , finally it's me .
Speaker 3A dog whistle . I got one Finally . Finally it's me .
Speaker 2But basically , you know they're saying like you know we're going to cover this thing up , and that's because I believe that it had to do with Israeli intelligence , cia intelligence .
Speaker 1You know what I ?
Speaker 3mean like they say so I , I like dog whistle . But like when you're a parent , right , and your kids are little and they keep saying , like I want some candy , I want some candy . Where's the candy ? I want some candy , I know , I know . You bought some candy . I saw it in the bag . I want to see some candy . And you're like there is no fucking candy , it's's just that . It's that Like there is a list . We all know there's a list . We know there's a list . Nobody believes Pam Bondi , who is actually , I think , resigning this week or getting ousted .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's what I've heard now . So I guess so between Bongino , kash Patel and Pam Bondi I guess there's a lot of , there's a rift , and I don't know exactly how it falls , but I guess somebody's threatening to resign and this and that , if this , if Bondi isn't like you know what I mean . There's like a whole thing , and I don't know the logistics of it , but there's more to come on this .
Speaker 3Well , and I mean I've said this all along on this . Well , and I mean I've said this all along Well , first of all , I for the dummies who only elected president Trump because they thought they were going to get their eyes on the list . You're a fucking idiot . You shouldn't have voted right If that was . The only reason that you voted for Trump was because you believed he was going to release the list , you got scammed . Here's the thing is I've been listening to presidents say he was going to release the list .
Speaker 2you got scammed Period . Here's the thing is I've been listening to presidents say they're going to reveal the truth about UFOs for six decades . It's the same thing .
Speaker 3You haven't been alive for six decades .
Speaker 2But no , but you know what I mean , though . But like it's the same thing , Like it's the same scam that they always run , Like , oh , we're going to blow it wide open . And then they get in there and they're like , well , nothing to see here , folks .
Speaker 3No , I know it's exhausting and like I knew , like I saw this coming , but lucky for me , who is an intelligent voter , I didn't vote on that issue because I could give two shits about it . Manipulation and blackmailing has been around as long as people have had power , so I knew that this was just a , you know , a apparent point for people to you know repeat oh , he's going to release the list . We trust him . He says everything . No , he was never going to release the list , fuck off .
Speaker 2I'm done and yeah , and I mean this gets into a greater conversation because people are . People are saying , oh , look , there's pushback from Republicans . You know what I mean , like people in Trump's world , because he's not taking care of it , and not just him . But people are looking to people like Dan Bongino Cashman , because they were so hard on these things , because they were so hard on these things , wait .
Speaker 3Well , I completely agree with you . But again , when you think about in the grand scheme of things , in the grand scheme of things , is that the most important thing that's going on in America right now ? No , no . It's not , it's just not .
Speaker 2No , no , and that's what I get . But my point was is like people are like , oh , there's a rift in the right or what I mean , no more so than anything else . And this draws to a greater conversation of what we were talking about before , which is people's political beliefs and people's political opinions don't always fit into a square box . You can be a conservative and disagree with the way they handle that the administration handles a situation , just in the same way , like you could be a Democrat and disagree with the way that , like they handled a situation when Biden was in office . Like , if you agree with everything the party does , then you are in a cult , then you are a cult member , then you are a cult member .
Speaker 3You are a cult member . Agreeing to disagree as adults is fucking adulting right , but you bring up a very valid point .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's exactly what it is . But you bring up a valid point because it's further exposing right , because I hate getting called a cultist . I hated it when I was on the left . I hate it now that I'm on the right , because I think it's because I'm in the middle right and while I am now totally right-leaning , so many of us are in the middle that it's starting to shed . I don't even know what it is . I keep calling it the rift or the great awakening you see people referring to it of different things . But that middle working class there's a lot of people who have all the same beliefs , morally , whatever , not all right , you're never going to have all Enough , though , enough .
Speaker 3But enough of us are in the middle that there's enough boxes not being checked on the right , that there's enough boxes not being checked on the right . There's enough boxes not being checked on the left . We want all the boxes in the middle to be checked . Fucking , check our boxes already . We're tired of getting ping pong back and forth .
Speaker 2Right , a hundred percent . I mean , that's what it boils down to . Is we need more choices ? Yeah , we need people that are . We just need an overhaul , I mean , of something , and I don't know how that happens . I don't obviously know all the things , but I know that what we got going on right now ain't working .
Speaker 3Right , well , and I'll give you a really good example , and it ain't been working for a while .
Speaker 3Right ? No , you're absolutely right , and I'll give you a good example of and I mean , obviously you've heard of it , but a lot of our listeners may or may not know this . A lot of our listeners aren't even on TikTok , or if they are , they don't know what I'm doing . On TikTok , right . So , um , one of the political creators from the right , his name is older millennial . So , um , the older millennial is his TikTok name and I've been on TikTok a year . He's had and lost 20 accounts , I swear .
Speaker 3He's always getting banned and I've talked about him before . Like , politically , I agree with him . He says a lot of good shit . Politically . That I'm like you're making a lot of sense , joe . He gets drunk sometimes and he talks shit like we all do . Like . That is why that's my golden rule . I've done three posts while I was drunk and I've made a vow to myself never to do it again , because I don't ever want to put us in a situation to get us canceled for something that I may say or do drunk . Oh my God , I was like where'd you get a gopher that I may say or do drunk ? Oh my God , I was like where'd you get a gopher ? Cause I could only see her butt .
Speaker 2She always comes to visit .
Speaker 3He does .
Speaker 2She was sleeping in the chair .
Speaker 3That's Sally Owens . Yeah , how's that ? She's the ugliest cute cat I never did see .
Speaker 2So um , yeah , but older millennium yeah , so he's he .
Speaker 3He says some off the wall shit and I've said that in my post . I and and I do want to preface this by saying , when I first got onto tiktok , I didn't understand clout chasing . I didn't understand it . Like , first got onto TikTok , I didn't understand clout chasing . I didn't understand it . Like I'm not dumb , I just didn't understand it . So I was a pick me .
Speaker 3I would do these posts to try to get creators to follow me . Doesn't work like that . If you put out good content , creators are going to follow you . Full end of story period . If you're begging for followers to follow you , fuck them and fuck you for being stupid . And I learned that the hard way , right , so I'm over it . I don't beg anybody for clout . I'm just out there saying what I say fucking older millennial .
Speaker 3I don't even know if I know the backstory at all , like I don't even know if I know any of it . All I can tell you with the older millennial is that he had an outstanding warrant , something about a DUI . I don't give a fuck . Nobody got hurt . I don't want to talk about DUIs because I don't want to jinx anybody , but I don't necessarily agree or disagree . Right , there's extremes of everything . There's balance in all things . So this crazy fucking lady like went hard and kept hauling the DA and his probation officer and cops trying to get him arrested right . So he got arrested . He went to jail , I don't even know how many days three or four days , I don't know .
Speaker 3The whole reason I'm even bringing this up is because I got a lot of followers supporting the concept of not being a psycho stalker on socials . This lady psycho stalked him . She made it her mission to take him out . This lady does not have custody of two of her kids . She has a child at home that's under the age of 10 , but her sole mission in life and she said it out of her own mouth spent six months researching Joe so that she could get him , get him . That's fucking psychotic behavior .
Speaker 3We need to figure out how to change this . If you can't be an adult and hear another adult say something off the wall and no , just fuck that dude , he's saying some weird shit and walk away , and if you take it personally and you start to fucking consume your whole life with this motherfucker , then there's something wrong with you and I am like on a personal mission to take the crazies out now . All I did was make one statement . One statement on somebody else's post in support of my friend . It had nothing to do with Joe . I said leave my friend alone . In support of my friend . It had nothing to do with Joe . I said leave my friend alone . Somebody who doesn't like Joe came after and fucking she gave all three of my government names , because I have two .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , she was doxing you .
Speaker 3She was doxing me . I was like bitch , you can't dox somebody with public information . All she did was take the fucking psycho ass time to go out of her way to look me up and do all the lookups . I'm not hiding . I'm not in hiding .
Speaker 4I don't have any warrants .
Speaker 3I'm not afraid of anybody . There's nobody that can come after me . I've said it before . We sleep with loaded guns . Who cares ? There are more people who've been to this house oh , this is a great segue . More people have been to this house and ate at our table and ate our motherfucking food than would ever come to this house with a beef ever . I don't think anybody's ever been here with a beef ever In our entire lives . I don't think anybody's ever showed up in the 15 years we've been together with beef .
Speaker 4Mmm .
Speaker 2I mean , we've had some beef . That didn't involve us . We had some things between some folks Other than the mowing incident . It's funny that it's going on today , because that would be the only time . But they weren't invited , we didn't bring them over . Right they just showed up .
Speaker 3They just showed up and started mowing a piece of property that they don't own . The people that paid them to mow it doesn't own , right , I mean .
Speaker 2Right , I don't get it . We were talking Go ahead .
Speaker 3Well , hold on , I want to segue into this other story . And then you've got carte blanche .
Speaker 2Oh no , no , Go ahead , go right ahead .
Speaker 3Speaking of people showing up at our house and getting plates , this is another thing that's blowing up on my TikTok . This week which actually , again , I've been on TikTok for a year I've never unquote gone viral , but this week has been my most viral week , and you don't know this story , so I have
Unexpected Houseguest with Antipasto Salad
Speaker 3to give you kind of context in a way that'll help you understand . So we have a party here at the house and my dad sees somebody at the bar and tells them hey , my daughter's having a little 4th of July gathering , not a bunch of people , but go ahead and stop over . I know that your family knows my son and daughter's family right .
Speaker 3That's it .
Speaker 2We have mutual people , so you guys and we were already having a party .
Speaker 3We'll get to that .
Speaker 2Okay , okay , okay .
Speaker 3We're having a gathering . We're having a gathering , and I don't know the common definition between a gathering and a party , but sure we're having a gathering , okay .
Speaker 2And so my dad there's people here we're having a gathering , okay , and so my dad doesn't but there's people here and we're doing some kind of interaction .
Speaker 3And we're getting ready to put off fireworks . Okay , and you're out front putting together a slip and slide for the kids .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 3And my dad forgets to tell me that he invited people from the bar right . So I'm in the house , I'm talking to my girls , maybe my mom's in here with me and we don't know these people correct .
Speaker 2These are just people your dad knows at the bar .
Speaker 3Never met them , never met them .
Speaker 2Okay , I'm with you .
Speaker 3They walk into the kitchen . You're outside not paying attention . They walk into the kitchen , put down the most beautiful anapasta salad that you've ever seen in your entire life , and when I show you the picture later , you're going to shit yourself and I'm going to show everybody . It's gorgeous , right .
Speaker 4Okay , so that's three different types of meat on this . That's $27 . I'm seeing like an olive oil with olives variety situation down here . That's like another 27 . I read somewhere that she grew the tomatoes from her garden . I'm growing tomatoes right now . I want you to google how fucking hard it is to make beef . Those are beefsteak tomatoes . It's the biggins . I heard she made the mozzarella . That's even fucking harder than the tomato .
Speaker 2Well , I would like it is what you're saying .
Speaker 3She brings it . She brings it into the house , she introduces herself , she says hi , so-and-so invited me . Then you walk in the house . Don't know she's introducing herself to everybody . Ignore her . Look at me and say who the fuck is this ? What the fuck is she doing in my house In front of her ? Would you do that to somebody ? Hell ?
Speaker 2no , you know me , you know I wouldn't . I'd be like who's this guy with the pasta salad ?
Speaker 3Let me get some of that 99% 99% of the internet fucking agrees with you , right , so 99% of the internet agrees with you .
Speaker 2At least I'm on the good side .
Speaker 3So here's what happens , the woman who this actually happened to and this is that's a real life kind of depiction of what happened . Right , and can I just ? Interrupt this real quick to say I love in a pasta salad and I think everybody does not , and I don't see how anybody turns them down not only was it beautifully handcraft , but it had a fucking balsamic glaze on it . Not a balsamic , vinaigrette dressing .
Speaker 2That's the real deal . You're not .
Speaker 3She pulled out the glaze , not the dressing . The glaze , okay , right . So , regardless . This bitch is so popular right now that Mama Tat made her recipe and presented it to the world , and we know who Mama Tat is Right . So , anyways , so long story short . What really happened was this is all true . The girl shows up . She was invited by the neighbors . The neighbor's son played with this girl's son .
Speaker 2Where did this happen at , out of curiosity , what area of the country , scott County , virginia .
Speaker 3Curiosity what area of the country scott county , virginia ? And so if you look at a map of virginia , it's the little corner of virginia , that's like between kentucky and west virginia , right there .
Speaker 3Okay , it's the south , the south part right , exactly , friendly , they should be friendly well then , within , like you know , 24 hours , of this girl crying on the internet because she had never been so felt , so unwelcome , I mean she left . She took her kid and left because that's how devastated she was . She'd never been treated like that , right so , and she took a motherfucking antipostasol with her Good for her Good for her .
Speaker 1Fuck them people .
Speaker 3Good for her , so Good for her .
Speaker 2Good for her .
Speaker 3The internet does their thing and they show a picture of the actual property . So the girl that invited the woman , the Anapostle lady , to the party , her family used to own this . It's kind of a trailer but it sits on a foundation but it's kind of broken down . It's weird . So it's at the , it's in a cul-de-sac , at the end of a dirt lane , so there's only a couple of properties in the middle of nowhere , essentially Right , you know how that goes . Yeah , this is a young couple in their twenties to thirties . I never really kind of did the research to figure out who they were , but it's a young couple .
Speaker 2They don't have kids , the ones that were hosting the gathering .
Speaker 3The gathering .
Speaker 2Okay , okay , yes .
Speaker 3So because it's a cul-de-sac and because there are kids in the neighborhood and because they have a large property , they said we'll put fireworks off in our yard . You can bring your kids over , we're going to do fireworks in our yard . So they invited the lady that invited the other lady and the lady that invited the other lady that was her son . Right , their sons played together , so it made logical sense to her . It slipped her mind because she didn't think that she needed to tell them right . And those people then came out after the fact , After this blew up on the internet and they made this poor uncomfortable and she left . They come out and said she could have hung out . We had no problem with her being outside , we just didn't want somebody we didn't know being in our house . Fair , Fair point . Okay , Fair point . But why didn't you get to the bottom of it before you just started treating her like an asshole ? Like why didn't you Right ?
Speaker 2Why wouldn't you be ? I mean , it's not like they were walking around their house . They're just in the kitchen With a plate of food , right , and here's the thing . Yeah , like the thing . What are you going to do ? Sit the antipast outside in the sun . Come on now can I ask ? Another question is race involved at any point here .
Speaker 3These are all fucking white rednecks . I just wanted to know to see if there was maybe some underlying issue that caused this , but like that's crazy , it's so funny that you say that , though , because to see if there was maybe some underlying issue that caused this , but like , that's crazy . It's so funny that you say that , though , because yet again .
Speaker 2It's so funny , I say that .
Speaker 3Yeah , it's so funny you say that because yet again this week in a comment , somebody came at me and said to me oh look , another black woman inserting her opinion into politics .
Speaker 2I was like you , son of a bitch .
Speaker 3Thank you , thank you you realize my blackness .
Speaker 2Did you just call me Black ? Thanks .
Speaker 3Right , oh my God , like thank you , but it's just hilarious because . So I get why you asked the question . Because the girl is Italian and she's obviously Italian . She has very dark skin , she has coarse hair . You know what I mean ? Like ambiguous , that's I call . Women that look like us are fucking racially ambiguous . It's none of your business what race we are . If race weren't a thing , you wouldn't have to insert or question my race at all . But anyways , I digress . So , long story short , the people that were invited , that invited the girl . It had been their family property and when their grandfather died , these kids bought the property . So this was a property , that was . So people were speculating that there was property , beef and all this , that and the other , we don't know . Then the boy who owned the house , his mom , come out and she's like it was just a gathering , it wasn't a party . Blah , blah , blah , like bitch , go back and do it Just a gathering .
Speaker 2Stop it . Stop it Just a gathering . Stop it Just a gathering of just a gathering of Keystowners all here together . Nothing to see here , folks . Nothing to see folks .
Speaker 3And so the long and short of it , that's a weird comeback though . Right , it's so weird , it's such a weird thing to say Like it wasn't a party .
Speaker 2First off , it wasn't a party , so back it on up , mister . It was a gathering .
Speaker 3We don't allow . We don't take anapostate gatherings . Anapostates are for parties only . So long story short . The reason why it blew up is because obviously people are speculating . You live in that . You're a young couple that chooses to buy a broken down trailer on a dead end , dirt road you know what I mean when nobody's around . You got a big piece of property and you have video cameras on the inside of your home . So , like I said , I don't know the recipe , but these motherfuckers are cooking meth . That's all I'm saying . Allegedly , I'm alleging . I'm alleging they're cooking meth . That's why they don't want people .
Speaker 2I mean that makes sense , because I mean it certainly makes sense that they're up to something . Because here's the thing is like . In a situation like that now , if somebody just strode into my fucking kitchen out of the blue , when nobody else was going to be there .
Speaker 2Right , that's one . That's a totally different scenario , even if we had people . Here's the thing . So here let me say this Even if we had people which we've had our neighbors have walked over People that weren't necessarily , but they see people here . When you have people at your home and it's like a large gathering , it's okay to not I'm not saying come on over and just barge in , but like it's okay to walk over and say hey or um , yeah , and especially when they're getting the invite from somebody else , I mean you wouldn't think anything of that . I mean we basically done that .
Speaker 3That's exactly it . And so , like we live in the hood , right . And so last year shout out to Barry Populinski and whatever he's calling his firework company this year he put fireworks off in our backyard . Last year , right , it wasn't at 4th of July , but he had fireworks right Memorial Day .
Speaker 3It was Memorial Day . We had people that we had never even known , that lived two , three houses up , come and set up camp in our yard . And you know what we did ? We fucking walked up to them and said hey guys , welcome . Do you want a plate ? There's food in the house .
Speaker 2Go help yourself , trying to give it away . We got so much food , trying to give it away , try to give it away . Try to give it away .
Speaker 3It just makes me so angry . And then to compound the situation and why it's even becoming more of a thing and why it's out there and why I ever even posted on it , is because yet again , just like in Canton Mass , we got a good old boy network of cops protecting their own and nobody else . Sheriff , his name is Jeff Edds . He was just had charges in June against his so he allegedly assaulted his daughter-in-law and the charges were dismissed by the judge . So corruption , it just reeks of corruption . You've got people that are don't want anybody in their house and even during a gathering , and you've got a fucking corrupt sheriff in that little fucking pocket of nowheresville , right .
Speaker 2There's something going on .
Speaker 3I mean , my commenters have said it and I love it . They hear banjos when they see the whole situation .
Speaker 2That's exactly what I think of .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's all .
Speaker 2No , I mean that's all .
Speaker 3I just love that we're the house .
Speaker 2It doesn't fucking matter who it is yeah if you're listening to this and you ever stroll on by , you see us out there cooking and grilling . Come on over . Even if we don't want you there , her Dad will invite you and try to offer you food that we didn't want to give you .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 2So I mean , come on over Come on down . We feed the neighborhood when we do , stuff , we do . Whether we want to , or not , I mean , we end up doing it .
Speaker 3There's always random strangers here , we don't care .
Speaker 2Yeah , we don't care .
Speaker 3Speaking of food , though , just don't show up in the middle of the night .
Speaker 2I'm going to get into something because we are going to see Dan Soder , great Dan Soder , underrated comedian next week in Virginia Beach . So this is one of the things I want to talk about now , virginia Beach . Okay , we've been there . We've been to many beach sites , we've been all up and down . So , from Myrtle Beach to New Jersey beaches , we've been in all of them . You know what I mean at one point or another . So first off , I want to talk about A what is the best East Coast beach ? And B also foods at the beach . So I'll start First off , I want to know , because why are donuts popular at the beach , like of all the foods ? You know what I mean . Like donuts aren't good . It's not like you want to get like , eat , like I want to crush a bunch of donuts and get out there on the beach and show my body . You know what I mean . Like I don't understand that . Like , donuts are a very filling , heavy food .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2But they're very popular at the beach and people eat them . When I think about the beach , I don't want to eat anything because I got my shirt off . I don't want to be any fatter than I already . You know what I mean . I don't want to be bloated at the beach . Right , that's rule one . I don't want to be bloated at the beach . Being bloated at the beach , like being bloated is the worst , like feeling it is . And yet people eat at the beach . That's all they do . They just like consume buffets , donuts , pizzas , like what the fuck ?
Speaker 3And beer too . Like I do not understand ,
Beach Season and Food Debates
Speaker 3how do you drink beer in the sun ? It fucking knocks me out , makes me sick , bloaty . I don't know how people do it .
Speaker 2If I want to drink , if I'm drinking at the beach , I'm at a bar , like a little tiki bar . It's cool . They got fans going . Son Crab nachos Get the fuck out of here , come on , no , but so let's talk about that . But this is one of the things I wanted to talk about is like a what's your favorite beach , though ? Like east coast beaches . So we're talking like new jersey beaches because we you know what I mean like , so you're like , uh , you know , like you're what's the ? Why am I forgetting this ? What's the Jersey Shore one ? The one where the Seaside Heights ?
Speaker 3Yeah , Seaside .
Speaker 2So from like that area , like on down all the way to Myrtle Beach . Now , we've never been to Florida and I'm not going to classify Florida as East Coast beaches , because that's like a whole different game . You can't compete with Florida beaches . So from Myrtle Beach to New Jersey , like what ? Because they're all kind of the same Virginia Beach Ocean .
Speaker 3City . They're not , though , but they're not though that's what I'm saying .
Speaker 2They're not the same . They're all kind of the same , but they're not . So what's the best ? I mean ?
Speaker 3well , I guess I'll give you categories . So let's so just for the beach itself and , like the community , just for the beach Outer Banks . Mine is Bethany Beach .
Speaker 2Ooh , good call , good call .
Speaker 3Just for the beach itself and the community . Bethany Beach it's clean If you want to take your family there . It's just . That's stellar yeah .
Speaker 2That's a great choice , babe . That's a and as an underdog , I love that call . I love that call If I'm just going beaches , though I'm saying Outer Banks just because you can get to places where there's nobody else and just hang out and do your thing . And yes , I agree .
Speaker 3Now now let's , if we're talking about touristy areas like touristy beaches , like you're with a family with small kids . I mean , Myrtle and Ocean City are a toss-up for me there .
Speaker 2I think you're right . I think you're right . The Jersey Shore beaches in the summertime are a little busier .
Speaker 3They're busier and the people are meaner there . I'm sorry , but they are . I don't like . I love Jersey people in theory until I'm fucking around them for five minutes and then I can't stand them .
Speaker 2Sorry .
Speaker 3I love you , jersey , I do .
Speaker 2That's fair .
Speaker 3I'm obsessed with Jersey culture , but I want to be around friendly people when I'm at the beach . I don't want people coming up and talking to me for 10 minutes , but I don't want to walk by somebody and they'd be like mmm , mmm .
Speaker 1Oh , go ahead .
Speaker 2No , no , no . I was just going to say you know what another great beach is ? That's totally underrated . Assateague , Chincoteague .
Speaker 3Yeah , I mean yes , absolutely .
Speaker 2They're cool but they're not the size of an ocean city . Chincoteague , it's a small little village community . It's beautiful and , like Assateague , you're just out there with people that know them horses , like it's nobody's business . They're like , yeah , steve's out there with his whore .
Speaker 3He went to a different band this week because the other band shunned him .
Speaker 2Yeah , he went to a different band .
Speaker 3Oh , my God .
Speaker 2I love that there's those people though .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 1That follow these horses .
Speaker 2So for those of you that don't know the story , so Assateague Island there's wild horses there , a lot of like , a fair amount , like there's wild horses other places , because we've talked about this , like down in Corolla , like in North Carolina , but it's not the number . They're not the famous horses of Maryland Chinga Tig , misty of Chinga Tig and all that stuff , and these horses are wild . Now , there's people that go there , though , and they know all these horses . They're on the horse TikTok . They know who this horse is fucking , they know who he's hanging out with . They got families . They're cheating on each other . They're hanging out with other bands , they're fighting . They get ostracized .
Speaker 1Her face is a map of the world . It's a map of the world . You can see she's a beautiful girl .
Speaker 3She's a beautiful girl and the sun got into a bee . A bee , oh my God , it's great . Yeah , that's actually a good idea . I would love if there's not one already . I would love to see like the horse is a Vasatig TikTok . That would be great .
Speaker 2That's funny . That's funny . There might be one , but it's funny . I want to check that out . That's cool .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 2That's real cool .
Speaker 3So we've talked about just the beach . We've talked about touristy food .
Speaker 2Well , we've talked about family , I think touristy . The award goes to Myrtle Beach . Agree Agree Ag award goes to Myrtle Beach .
Speaker 3Agree , agree , agree .
Speaker 2Because Myrtle Beach can be for whoever you want . It can be for a family there's tons of stuff for kids . It can be for a couple there's tons of shows . It's like the Branson . Myrtle Beach is the Branson Missouri of the East Coast .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's not like Vegas .
Speaker 2It's not like Vegas . It's not that great , Like it's a little redneck-y . You know what I mean .
Speaker 3But they got shows Dirty Barbie .
Speaker 2They got shows , they got everything you could want to eat , like it's cool , it's cool .
Speaker 3I know Like Broadway at the Beach is amazing . I mean I just that I wish there was a Broadway at the Beach in every city because they're just , it was just so fun . Um , and not only that , like , if you think about I , I was trying to think of the mileage . I don't know how many miles it is from um , from north myrtle , down to , like , paulie's island , but so total it's probably , but I'm gonna say probably about 40 miles from north myrtle to like that area each little section like each 10 mile section is its own thing .
Speaker 2That's the beauty of it , from Little River to Merle's Inlet .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2It's like each , like you said , five to 10 mile section is it's . They got a black beach , they got an old people beach , they got a family beach Got an Atlantic beach Right Atlantic beach was .
Speaker 3Got an Atlantic beach Right Atlantic beach was black right .
Speaker 2Black bike week , let's go . I love Atlantic beach .
Speaker 3That's wild , I'm so mad about that though , because fucking , they did it again this year with black bike week . It pisses me off so bad . These motherfuckers need to control themselves , because the gist of black bike week , listen , I was never so enamored with . I love vehicles , you and I know this . I love old cars . I love bikes . Black Bike Week is a whole other venture , because they got those fucking hoopty rides that bounce .
Speaker 2Dude . I've never seen nothing like it in my life . They got the Dr Dre videos . You know how they always got the old school Dr Dre videos where they all got low riders and they all do tricks , the hydraulic tricks . That's like nothing . On up and down the highway , nothing but .
Speaker 3And back in the day they used to bring people in to do the clubs and shit like that . It was hot , hot , hot . I was at a Black Bike Week show one time and there was fucking all kind of football players in the club . It was hot but it gets ruined by the fucking weirdos every single year .
Speaker 2Yeah , it does . Every year . Some idiot starts playing with guns and then it ruins it for everybody and then they don't want to have it at all .
Speaker 3They don't want to have it . So once again , to quote my good friend JPK , the EBT community is wrecking a good motherfucking thing , because Black Bike Week in and of itself is a sight to see .
Speaker 2It's awesome , it's awesome .
Speaker 3If you've never seen a fucking black woman in a bikini with her ass up in the air on the back of a bike . So many asses so much ass , so many asses so much ass .
Speaker 2So many asses , so much asses , so much ass . The Black Bike Week , let me tell you , you ain't never seen so much ass since you've seen the Black Bike Week . Let me tell you .
Speaker 3And people think I'm racist towards black people . I'm actually racist towards white people in this situation , because at White Bike Week I don't want to see them little fucking methanees running around with their eyes . Yeah , that's exactly .
Speaker 2White Bike Week sucks . Let's be real . White Bike Week is lame . Black Bike Week Ooh buddy , you don't know what's popping off .
Speaker 3Stop ruining it , motherfuckers . It's fun . Oh my God , I miss that . Anyways , I miss living in Myrtle Beach . I really do , but so food at the beach .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean we talked about that . I mean donuts are crazy popular , but what's the best ? I mean people say fries , Some people say pizza , Some people say seafood .
Speaker 1I say none of these things .
Speaker 2My favorite food at the beach is my favorite food everywhere Chinese food .
Speaker 3No , I'm teasing .
Speaker 2I'm just teasing . No , I like food everywhere . I don't care what they . I'm going to try everything the whole week . I'm there , so it don't matter . I'm getting barbecue . I'm getting fucking . I'm going to eat seafood ten times . I'm going to eat barbecue . I'm going to eat seafood 10 times . I'm going to eat barbecue . I'm going to cook on my own grill . I'm going to do all that . I don't eat any differently at the beach than I do anywhere else .
Speaker 3to be honest , that was my favorite food experience was when we stayed at the Outer Banks with your parents the last time and we cooked . I mean I liked our food better than most of the other food we got other than at the Lucky 12 .
Speaker 2But we got so much good food . No , we got good food at other places , but you can't beat it Biscuits and porn . I mean we didn't go there , but I love the name .
Speaker 3No Dirty Dicks , dirty Dawn , what are ?
Speaker 2some foods , though , that you only eat in the summertime , like at the beach . Is there any of those ?
Speaker 3Because , like I can't think of— . I mean , there's certain things that I only—like obviously , that are seasonal , like we've talked about this before the watermelon milkshake at the cookout , at the cookout , yeah , are you kidding me right now ?
Speaker 2Are you kidding me right now ? No , but are you kidding me right now ? Are you kidding me right now ? No , but yeah , like there's certain things that I eat at the beach , but it's not necessarily beach specific , like I . Like I love boardwalk food , of course , fries and like soft pretzels . You know all the cotton candy . Well , that's the pieces paces pizzas . I love a good I love a good beach . I love a good beach .
Speaker 3I feel like there was nothing . They always have pancake houses at the beach .
Speaker 2I don't want to eat pancakes for breakfast Again this goes back to the breakfast thing with the donut thing . Why , at the beach , is this the thing ?
Speaker 1I don't get it Seafood .
Speaker 2I understand it makes total fucking sense for there to be seafood buffets at every corner , right . But breakfast why is this the thing that they've taken a stand on ? There's pancake houses on every corner . Like I said , who's pounding all these carbs at 8 o'clock in the morning ? When you're on vacation at the beach , get ready to go out on the—and the beach . You're outside for the day like the last thing I want to do . I understand if you're like oh , we're on a hunting trip and we're gonna go eat pancakes before we go out in the woods but , to like be like we're gonna go swim in the ocean and play in the sand .
Speaker 2Let's go pile ourselves full of fucking pancakes .
Speaker 3Right , like I don't . I mean .
Speaker 2That being said , I do love a breakfast place .
Speaker 3I know Eggs and bacon and toast , not fucking pancakes and waffles Fuck all that noise .
Speaker 1I want a waffle .
Speaker 3I want a waffle . I mean , yeah , I'm just , you know me , I'm all for seafood and if it's , you know , hot out , I want you know , like a cold , like a shrimp cocktail or whatever . But the one thing that I will say that I almost always eat exclusively in the summertime two things actually Speaking of and a pasta salad . I only make pasta salad in the summer .
Speaker 2Right .
Speaker 3For the shells with the meat cheese and all that stuff . But then I see you and it will be visible on camera . Everybody else will see you eating your nails .
Speaker 2I didn't eat it . I pulled it out of my mouth .
Speaker 3The other thing and it's seasonal right is fried squash , of course corn on the cob .
Speaker 2Corn on the cob like all the all the summertime cantaloupes . I don't eat cantaloupes in November , even on a buffet like at a hotel . No , thank you yeah , that didn't come from here , I know that like um but when you're talking about beaches , right .
Speaker 3So we hit on all the key points of why somebody would go to a beach , and again , I'm limited to the east coast as well . I've never been to the west coast beaches , but um . But like we're talking about ocean beaches , I do . My favorite beaches aren't even on the ocean , if you really must know my favorite is chesapeake beach . On the bay , that's my favorite it's a nice place .
Speaker 2It's a very nice town .
Speaker 1I want to go back to that bar oh , I love that place getting breakfast , gambling over the other room .
Speaker 2Are you kidding me ? I mean that what's it called ?
Speaker 3it's trader jack's , I think , or jack's trading post . It's jack's trading post , it's um . But I , I fucking love it there , and solomon's island too . That's not technically a beach , it's just like at the right , but it's a cool place yeah it's a cool place on the water which is like cool , super cool yeah , so I mean those are my favorites , but yeah , we're just . I mean . I do love virginia beach , though , and I will say that we went to virginia beach during covid , when everybody was locked down and I was in fucking heaven .
Speaker 2I love it it's just we were , they were living life down there there .
Speaker 1They were in the .
Speaker 2Outer Banks . They weren't . They didn't care . It was actually kind of nice because there was less people . It was cool . We were at a campground KOA baby KOA .
Speaker 3It was Memorial Day weekend , I think , or 4th of July , I can't remember , but it was one of the holidays and there was nobody out .
Speaker 2Give me a river too , any day of the week .
Speaker 3Yeah , I know a little camp , a little camp down the river , or at least we spent a lot of time recently at campgrounds and whatnot well , let's talk about the um I I do want to give a shout out to that R&J's Bar and Grill there that we were at in Phillipsburg yesterday .
Speaker 2Oh , in Phillipsburg . Yeah , that was very good for a local bar , first of all .
Speaker 3yes , thank you for being so welcoming . Everybody was so lovely and nice . I felt like I knew the people , even though I didn't know them .
Speaker 2Yeah , it was like it's four o'clock on a Saturday and the regular crowd shuffles in . You got Jimmy , no , but there was . It was like that clock struck four o'clock and people started rolling .
Speaker 4They're like hey , timmy , what are you doing ?
Speaker 1I was at the .
Speaker 2Heritage Fest . Everyone went down there and got me a cheesesteak . It was delicious . No , but you know what I mean . It's summertime . There's lots going on in Pennsylvania towns , which we did spend some time yesterday and we talk about this , but this is the time of year . Next week , you got the Kecksburg UFO . This is going to bring up two points . Okay , a next week , kecksburg UFO . This is going to bring up two points . Okay , a next week , kecksburg UFO Festival , which brings up even a better point . We learned this week that we live in the middle of Skinwalker Ranch .
Speaker 3Okay , I forgot about that . Stop it , jess , not .
Speaker 2Ridge . We made national TV . We live right in the heart of it . You got the Westmoreland Dogman , the Kecksburg UFO incident , bigfoot sightings out the wazoo . We live in the Skinwalker Ranch of Pennsylvania , otherwise known as Chestnut Ridge , and it made it was on Beyond Skinwalker Ranch . This week they were out there investigating and , like I said , you got the festival next week and just to bring a greater point , we're going to go back to this but sort of hitting on the same thing with , like , the campgrounds and the Pennsylvania town festivals , pennsylvania . They're really making a push now for visit PA , which we've been saying all along great towns , great festivals , great natural resources , maybe some of the best . But let's go back right now . Chestnut ridge , paranormal , like how crazy is it that we live in this vortex ?
Speaker 3listen , I think it was . I think it was at halloween time . We talked about ufos last and um and I told the story of my mom , um , and I believe that I'm an alien , but that really pounds at home now , like I really honestly believe that my mom saw a ufo more than anything .
Speaker 2Now like I there because , especially , you're literally talking about the place where there's literally the . It's one of the hottest spots on the east coast for bigfoot sightings , ufo sightings and your mom's ufo account tracks .
Speaker 3It's like lost time , like all the stuff it has , all the like she was telling me that story with the lost time years before , ufos became like a big phenomena and way before you could get all those key points on a tv show this is back , like when nobody was talking about this exactly , and there were several people standing out there with her who had the same account . It's insane .
Speaker 2I love it .
Speaker 3But I do Like Kecksburg . That was a cute little festival . We went , I think two years ago maybe or last year it is . It's a really cute festival but like now I'm like fuck the festival . I want to go out there and like camp in the middle of the woods at night .
Speaker 2I just want to go investigate , Fuck the festival . I can buy paranormal books anywhere and get well . I do want to go for the funnel cake , but that's besides the point . Like Chestnut Ridge and all that stuff , PA , Paranormal , I mean PA is chock full of and this goes back to the resource thing . But like , not only is it have all these great like natural resources , plenty of state parks , all that stuff , it's filled with paranormal sort of adventures .
Speaker 3Yeah
Pennsylvania's Paranormal Hotspots
Speaker 3.
Speaker 2Like whether you're at old sanitariums that they've turned into things , or whether you it's like so much to explore .
Speaker 3Yeah , much to explore . Yeah , well . So , speaking of which , you know um the kid from um penn state . What's , oh the the paranormal state ryan , the guy that got drunk . Ryan burrell , is that his name ?
Speaker 2yeah , he's out in gettysburg this week with uh annabelle , annabelle , not the annabelle , not the Annabelle .
Speaker 3But literally it's so hilarious If you're in Pennsylvania . We all got an alert the other night in Pennsylvania . All of 911 was shut down , that was .
Speaker 2Annabelle .
Speaker 3Everybody's saying it was Annabelle yeah .
Speaker 2That was Annabelle . She said you ain't calling 911 when I come for your ass .
Speaker 1Oh my .
Speaker 2But , yeah , I mean , look at all the cool things that we've done , just whether it be Kecksburg UFO Festival , we've gone on like Bigfoot things they do the Bigfoot Festival up in the Allegheny Forest , because that's again festival up in the Allegheny Forest , because that's again it's like , is it Allegheny or Cook ? It might be the Cook .
Speaker 3County Forest , cook State .
Speaker 2Cook State Forest , cook State , cook County State Forest .
Speaker 1It's Cook .
Speaker 2County .
Speaker 3Yeah , something like that .
Speaker 4Sam Cook .
Speaker 3County . Sam Cook , I love Sam Cook . He Cooke County . Yeah yeah , sam Cooke , I love Sam Cooke . He was in our wedding .
Speaker 2But regardless they have like a big foot thing , because there's tons of big foot sightings here , the UFO thing , tons of UFO stuff , all the paranormal thing We've been to , like the Eastern state penitentiary we just saw they do a thing up at the crescent sanatorium . Oh yeah , I forgot about that , yeah where we love to go up , at south mountain . The south mountain . What do you call that ? The reformatory , or whatever ?
Speaker 3the restoration center .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , you know , there's some stuff there that's like . You know , there's some stuff there that's like .
Speaker 3Gettysburg , pennsylvania's largest concentration of pedos . Yeah , gettysburg , gettysburg .
Speaker 2I mean . Gettysburg is like the United States' most haunted place , I think . These are just the heavy hitters . We're not even getting into the nitty gritty of it . You know what I mean . Like all the little secret treasures .
Speaker 3Well , who was just out here ? One of the shows was out here . There's a witch somewhere out in Northern Cambria that they were exploring , or no . That was down in Biglerville , maybe , or a cash town there . They were exploring a witch on one of the ghost hunting shows out there .
Speaker 2Oh , where was that ?
Speaker 3It was between . I think it was .
Speaker 2Yeah , you're right , it was between . I think it was . Yeah , you're right , it was like out in that area . Yeah , for sure .
Speaker 3Well , so the guy who did the tattoo on my neck I believe he was on like a paranormal show or something like that it's um , oh , you know me , I'm not going to think of his name right now .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , we'll put it in there . You know me , I'm not going to think of his name right now , we'll put it in there .
Speaker 3Yeah , he does like psychic and paranormal adventures . And my girl , bambi Bennett Sherman I've talked about her before . She has a paranormal souls network . She does paranormal stuff . I want to hook up with her and do something like do a podcast or something , have her on the show here to talk about her adventures and all that stuff .
Speaker 2Yeah , oh , absolutely . And that's the thing is , we've gotten the opportunity to explore so many of that . I mean , we've ghost hunted at so many places , sometimes on our own , sometimes a part of groups yeah like pennsylvania .
Speaker 2But but go back to what I was saying in the beginning is whether you're looking for a paranormal adventure or an African safari , because that's what they seem to think on the commercial playing this like and you're like , where are we go ? Are we going to see lions ? Or are we going to a river camp in bedford , like what are we doing here ? Like what's happening ? But not that . I'm not pennsylvania , because I think it is great , it has all these things , but like an african safari it is not no , what's that little treasure ?
Speaker 3living treasures ? Do they have a fucking ? I mean some of the places , um , oh yeah they got some .
Speaker 2They got some . Safaris . Boy , they got a , they got some . The gettysburg what was that ? The gettysburg game park yeah , that one .
Speaker 3That's what I'm thinking of .
Speaker 2So they had tigers and stuff . But back in the day it was much bigger . When I was a kid it was really cool . But then they had some breakouts . People were waking up to animals on their porches . Think that ain't fun . You wake up to a Siberian tiger climbing on your back deck .
Speaker 3Oh , my God .
Speaker 2Can you imagine ?
Speaker 3No .
Speaker 2I just no , that's Pennsylvania though .
Speaker 3I would think that somebody released Jumanji and fucking probably commit suicide at that point . Nope , no Jumanji for me .
Speaker 2No , I mean , but no , but it's like the state for I mean Pennsylvania is aptly named Pennswoods , that's what it means . And it's aptly named because we have some of the greatest forests , some of the greatest trails , some of the greatest camps .
Speaker 3It's so funny you say that . Why were we talking about the names of Baltimore places ?
Speaker 2Oh , because I said that places what were we ? Oh , stomach Pennsylvania .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , stomach Pennsylvania .
Speaker 2And I said there could be a town in Pennsylvania and there might be , I don't know at this point called Stomach Pennsylvania . And I said , because we were talking about names for the fictional town in our show and I said Stomach Maryland doesn't hit the same , there's no Stomach Maryland . Nobody believes that Stomach Pennsylvania , though you're like that's probably real Right , because Maryland is named after lords and ladies .
Speaker 3It's Lord Baltimore . Welcome to Frederick .
Speaker 2Welcome to Frederick , Welcome to Prince Frederick .
Speaker 3Lord Baltimore of Westminster Do you know what I mean Lennonapolis .
Speaker 2Yeah , lennonapolis and Caroline County .
Speaker 3Have the grace .
Speaker 2Have the grace .
Speaker 4Have the grace .
Speaker 3And then you get into Pennsylvania and you fucking just know that it was founded by some redneck because it's called intercourse burden , hand , middle sex like all the weird no , it's not . Stop it speaking of shitsburg not pittsburgh no , Actually it's .
Speaker 2Shitsburg .
Speaker 3There ain't no Shitsburg , no , but training camp's coming up soon .
Speaker 2Training camp's coming up soon . That's one of the beauties of living where we live is training camp is only right down the road , which also means we'll be going to Bubba's Pierogies .
Speaker 3Oh , I haven't had Bubba's in a minute .
Speaker 2That pizza , though . That's what I'm after that . I haven't had Bubba's in a minute .
Speaker 3That pizza though that's what I'm after that deep-dipped pizza .
Speaker 2I like that pizza .
Speaker 3Every week , I feel like you're auditioning for Harold Shepley's show .
Speaker 2Harold Shepley . Come on down , he's going to be our first sponsor , harold Shepley .
Speaker 1Get your debt , said it fast Gotta love them .
Speaker 3Pennsylvania accents .
Speaker 2Where were we at that ? We just heard some good Pennsylvania accents on full display . What were we watching ? It was something we were watching . They were hoagie-ing it up , gordon .
Speaker 3Gordon Ramsey , gordon Ramsey .
Speaker 2Gordon Ramsey .
Speaker 3That's exactly what it was .
Speaker 2And they were talking about hey , we're going out there to get a couple hoagies and then heading on home .
Speaker 3I was like whoever was bitching about Mare of Easttown , they're wrong . She got it right .
Speaker 2Yeah , she hit the hoagie nail on the head . Hoagie Hoag , she hit the hoagie nail in the head , hoagie the hoagie nail in the head .
Speaker 3Hey Siri , take me home .
Speaker 2Take me home . Hey Siri , who's got the best hoagies ?
Speaker 3And a stop . Oh , that's fantastic , but that place , that R&J's bar and grow or whatever they had it , caught me off guard because they had a beer called Conchahokan Woodermelon . W-o-o-d-e-r which is how I say it .
Speaker 1I don't know how you say it , but it's .
Speaker 3Woodermelon it's watermelon it's , watermelon it's watermelon , watermelon and so they have a beer there in Conchahokan , which you can't say either Conchahokan .
Speaker 2I can't say it , conchahokan , conchahokan .
Speaker 3It's Conchahokan , but it's like run together . I can't really explain it .
Speaker 2You know how them names are oh , I do know , I do know .
Speaker 3What did we learn about ? It's the Indian word for water , like .
Speaker 2Hannah .
Speaker 3Hannah .
Speaker 2Loyal Hannah Susquehanna .
Speaker 3Toby Hannah yeah .
Speaker 2Toby Hannah , hannah Montana .
Speaker 3Hannah Montana , hannah Montana .
Speaker 2River Montana hey .
Speaker 3Oh , speaking of rivers , that's another political climate thing . That .
Speaker 1I got into this week .
Speaker 3Yeah , so obviously we want to send prayers to the people in Texas who were impacted by the flooding . Lots of people are sending prayers . That said , let's talk about the asshole side of fucking everything in life , where people just want to make money and be greedy and be fucking retards about fucking things that they shouldn't be . So the reason I went viral last week on TikTok all I did was make like a rebuttal post this woman , sadie Perkins again another crazy like this is the trend this week . The crazies are coming out of the woodwork . I don't know where they all came from , but she likened . She basically essentially said that she didn't care about the kids that were missing or killed in the flood because they were all white . I mean , that's the bottom line . That's how she said it . Meanwhile , she's married to a white pastor and she has a halfway child , and so it's just , it's rage bait .
Speaker 3I don't even want to get into the whole political thing , but it got me I mean , it got me a lot of clicks and views this week because I fucking hate this bitch . Like I hate that people think that I hate that people are so greedy and starved for attention , are so greedy and starved for attention that the way to get the attention is not to be creative or savvy or be able to speak intelligently . It's to just say something so insanely rude , ignorant and fucking just damning that you get rage against you .
Flash Floods and Internet Rage
Speaker 3So I believe in karma and I don't believe in karma . A lot of people are like , oh , she lost her job and shit . I don't believe in karma that way . I believe in energy karma . So I believe that all the negative energy that she just put out into the world is going to suffocate her from the inside out . I don't care what happens in her outside life .
Speaker 2Right , I mean that's crazy to even make a statement like that .
Speaker 2I mean that's just , but , but again more and more , though , on social take a turn on to the political aspect of it is like people want to criticize , like the administration's response and stuff like that . But what I've learned from watching 20 different presidents deal with 20 different disasters is they all suck because our infrastructure sucks . Like there's no , like nobody does good at it , everybody has a we're not prepared , like for things like this , and that's half . The thing is , you can't be prepared for things like this right by nature right virtue of Nature .
Speaker 3Right , it's a flash . It was a flash flood . You could have all the flood preparedness in the world by virtue of it being a flash flood . That's the Lord's way of overcorrecting , or the universe or Mother Nature's way of overcorrecting that we do have safeties in place . The reason why floods happen is for naturistic reasons . We're not supposed to be in the path of them . Because we put ourselves , as humans , in the path of them , mother nature is going to overcorrect .
Speaker 2Sometimes those things happen . That's all there is to it . It doesn't mean that anybody can do about it .
Speaker 3It doesn't mean anyone deserved it . It's part of life . But this woman's statement was is that they deserved it because their parents were MAGA ? It wasn't just the white thing it was MAGA too .
Speaker 2Right , right . If everybody got what they deserved , we'd all be dead . That's the bottom line .
Speaker 3I love that . I love that .
Speaker 2If everybody got what they deserved , we'd all be dead . So just it's random and that's all there is to it .
Speaker 3That's exactly it . I love that . Yeah , that's a good way to look at it .
Speaker 2That's my quote . That's my quote , I made that up .
Speaker 3I mean , is there negligence that could make certain things preventable Absolutely ? Did you have any other major topics that you want to get into . Just I can talk about a little bit of what we're doing this week . I mean what I'm doing .
Speaker 2No , I don't . No , we hit on just about everything . I mean that's .
Speaker 3Okay . So I know I don't look like it , but I am turning 50 this week . Yeah , I'm turning 50 . I know , that's all . I just thought I would announce it to the world , mostly because I'm proud of my looks for a 50 year old , mostly because I don't believe I made it to 50 and I actually still have three days . So if anybody wants to off me , you can make my premonitions come true . Um , I just I don't know . There's not . I felt like that . I feel like there would have been more fanfare , like I should have gotten a crown and instead my aarp was like sent to somebody else , like I didn't even get the joy of my my welcome aarp packet fucking it went oh , you're to get one .
Speaker 2You're going to get one . Don't you worry , don't you worry .
Speaker 3The only reason I'm saying it is because I literally feel like I'm entering a new chapter of life . I've actually made some friends this couple , the past couple weeks . My new favorite content creator , lena she's badass . We're talking about doing a podcast together . I don't want to to like jinx it because I've talked about doing podcasts with other people , but I mean this is a good thing .
Speaker 3I don't have friends that I communicate with daily other than you . So for me to have a girl friend that I communicate with daily is kind of odd for me . You know what I mean . Like my girls all know
Turning 50 and Birthday Plans
Speaker 3me . They're all like fuck , we'll talk to her in a week or seven . You know what I mean . Like it's , it's just that's how me and my girls are and I've always been really comfortable with that because I've always been a loner . I don't run in packs , I don't like to run in packs , but it is kind of cool to have a girl that I can like say , talk about my husband . No , I'm joking , I know .
Speaker 3But and I feel like I mean we've been doing comedy but nothing , no big shows coming up , just like open mics and stuff . I mean the big show is Soder , like we're going to see him Saturday . I'm so stoked about that . I love Dan Soder . He's just . I feel like he's just somebody that would have been like . I've had a lot of guy friends in my life that have always just been my guy friends . Soder fits the bill of those guys .
Speaker 2Yeah , he's just a cool , he's one of my favorites man . He's just so cool and laid back and I just , yeah , I can't get enough . It's your birthday , but we're going to see one of my favorite comedians .
Speaker 3I mean , it's what I wanted to do , though , Like I wanted to go see a show .
Speaker 2We have a great week . We have Look at that . That's fun . No , we have a great little . It's going to be a fun week . We're going to be off work for half a week . We're going to do a little bit of visiting and having . It's going to be great . Yeah , I have a top secret thing planned for Tuesday night that you don't even know about . That's going to be fun .
Speaker 3I am going to be day drinking , and I say day drinking loosely because , if any of you know me , know me , know me I get two drinks a minute .
Speaker 2She's going to have two drinks and that's going to be that I'm ready to take a nap , like I'm not that kind of party-er .
Speaker 3I'm more fun actually sober now than I ever was drunk , which isn't saying a lot actually . That's pretty fair . So , seriously , I will be at South Mountain Hotel on Thursday , my birthday , if anybody wants a sneak surprise .
Speaker 2And Friday no , not Friday .
Speaker 3I don't know , probably no Friday . I want to go out to seafood . I want to go out to seafood . I want to have seafood on Friday , cause I love it .
Speaker 2It's fine and dandy , I think , friday's shrimp night . No , I'm teasing .
Speaker 3It's steamed shrimp . Okay , you can't just say shrimp night that that makes me think of endless fried shrimp .
Speaker 2No , shrimp night sounds weird , steamed shrimp Speaking of which , you know I was thinking about this earlier . I need to make those crunchy shrimp that I made .
Speaker 3Ooh , those were banging .
Speaker 2They're almost like a red lobster style . They were like a pepper shrimp . Yeah .
Speaker 3Oh , I remember . I remember because you rarely do the breading .
Speaker 2I rarely fry . I'm not a fryer . You're the fryer , you're not the fryer .
Speaker 3I'm the fry guy and I do the breading . That was one of the first times that I'd ever tasted your homemade breading and I was like it was impressive . I will give you that that was effing good . All right , Do you have any thoughts to wrap us up ?
Speaker 2I do have a thoughts . I do have a thoughts . I do have a thoughts and it goes like this Scott's thoughts . Here we are , the end of another episode , and these are Scott's thoughts . Where did it go , I don't know . Oh , a guy walks up to me and asks what's punk ? So I kick over a garbage can and I say that's punk . So he kicks over the garbage can and says that's punk and I say no , that's trendy and that was Billy Joe .
Speaker 3Armstrong , lead singer of Green Day . Okay , and if nobody's told you , motherfuckers stay trashy .
Speaker 1Welcome aboard . This is Gilded Trash , bye .
