Gilded Trash
Ride shotgun with Comedian Scott Reed and Creator Crystal Reed as they travel the country in search of ...what? When they figure it out, you'll be the first to know!
Gilded Trash
Yinz Are All Mad Here
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We love mysteries, puzzles, and unsolved crimes in this wild ride of connections between seemingly unrelated conspiracies.
• Attending a comedy show at Petersburg Fire Company with Ridge Hershberger featuring incredible organization and amazing meatballs
• Discussing the viral video of conservative creator Savannah Craven being hit during a street interview in New York
• Exploring Rabbi Galina Trefil's claims that her father Dr. John (Jon) Trefil is the notorious Zodiac Killer
• Finding unexpected connections between treasure hunter Forrest Fenn and skyjacker DB Cooper through their aviation backgrounds and physical similarities
• Examining disturbing text messages from celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak to Kanye West about "Zombieland" and his history with experimental drug programs
• Announcing upcoming comedy shows including a karaoke contest judging gig, the Comedy Farm Anniversary Show, and a Memorial Day weekend comedy series in Waynesboro
If you haven't already, check out our parody video "Honey & Mustard" on YouTube. Stay trashy, Illuminati Peace.
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Welcome to the only podcast where you'll get cats and aliens .
Speaker 2Cats , raccoons and aliens and Sasquatches .
Speaker 1That's our favorite thing DV Coopers and zombie killers . I mean , let's get real .
Speaker 2All of it Okay .
Speaker 1I'm ready to dive in .
Speaker 2Yeah , I know we have so effing much to talk about this week . Guys , this is season two , episode five . Like we don't know the name yet . When we know , you'll know , but the last time we were on we did have Scott Kelly with us ,
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Speaker 2who does have an Amazon Prime special out right now . If you haven't seen it , it's called Word of Mouth Go check it out .
Speaker 1Go check it out . That was a fun podcast . It was great to have him on here . We'll have him back again real soon because that was a lot of fun . He's going to be at the show with us in Waynesboro . I don't know if he's going to do the State College show again , I don't recall , but he's definitely going to be at the show in Waynesboro with us on May 23rd .
Speaker 2Yeah , and we're going to talk more about that here at the end of the show . But once again , if you have not checked out word of mouth , check it out . If you haven't listened to episode four , meet a comic . Uh , he has an amazon prime special and we got to chat with him and he's actually a pretty funny dude with lots of good stories .
Speaker 1So there's so many good stories . I could talk to that guy all day .
Speaker 2Yeah , unfortunately I lost a whole hour of the stories that we had , so there's more good ones that didn't make the show because I forgot to hit record . So who knows , maybe we'll find out more in the next one .
Speaker 1Well , that's what I'm saying . We know he's got more material because we had an hour that we didn't even get out there . Yeah , for sure . And what else did we do this weekend ? Oh , I know what we did . Oh , we went to a comedy show once again . Just , I mean , I cannot say it enough ridge hershberger is the man I mean this show was . It was murderous , murderous .
Speaker 2First of all , it was . Let's talk about the venue for a second . Now Ridge is famous for booking out-of-the-way places , which I love , because we're bringing comedy to parts of Pennsylvania that may not get to laugh . They get their laughs off of YouTube . No , bring them live comedy . Petersburg Fire Company . I want to give them so much credit because I'll let you talk about the food , but I , as a woman who has OCD , I give them so much credit for how highly organized and seamless that whole event was . We were there from
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Speaker 2six to like 10 , I think , and everything was just smooth sailing . I loved it . The people were so nice and the food oh , the food was tremendous .
Speaker 1But I just want to give a shot . Like you can't run a better show for and for it to involve dinner . That's not something you typically do at a comedy show , but the food then was just out of this world . Like she said , it just shuffled through the line quick and easy . It was like being at a wedding . It was well run . I mean , these fire people don't mess around , buddy , they are efficient . But the meatball it was a pasta bar , all the fixings , those meatballs were like the best I ever had . They're amazing . Those meatballs were top notch . But they also had chicken . You could get red sauce , white sauce , salad , little dinner , a little dessert thing , garlic bread . I mean they had the works . Regular drinks were free . I mean you could go to the bar and get you know beer or whatever if you wanted . But I mean I just can't say enough .
Speaker 2But the comics , I mean it was great and a great crowd , wouldn't you say , like I mean so here's the thing about doing out of the way spots is you know for a fact you're going to get mostly conservatives . You know for a fact you're going to get over middle-aged people . These people did not miss a beat . They weren't uptight , they did not cringe at some of the dirtier jokes . I loved it . I love when people enjoy the comics because I love . I love for the comics to get that experience right . But for the whole .
Speaker 2I mean obviously the energy was just fire Once again . We need to get rid of it .
Speaker 1As Trevor would say , it was electric . It was electric .
Speaker 2We need to get Ridge on here . We keep saying it , but Ridge is a go-getter man . He is one of the hardest working comics and promoters in central Pennsylvania that I know of . He might be the only one , but well he's got some stuff .
Speaker 1He's one of the hardest working in all of Pennsylvania I know of . He might be the only one , but well , I mean stuff , but he's one of the hardest working in all of Pennsylvania .
Speaker 2I would say I mean that guy is just he don't stop , yes , and we're going to talk more about the anniversary show that he has coming up here . We're going to talk about that at the end of the show . Um , so one of the other things that we did this weekend I like to call it grounding we do so much running . Scott's brother was in town , which is really cool because they got to spend time together , which gave me a couple free hours to just unwind , peacefully , serenely , scroll socials with no TV on nobody talking . But we also did one no TV on nobody talking , but um .
Speaker 2I called by accident . It's okay , um , I'll mute you . We also did one other thing that Scott and I love to do when we're just decompressing , which is what .
Speaker 1Honky-tonking in the hood or the vice versa ? Which is country or no ? Hood in the country , yeah .
Speaker 2Hood , which is country , yeah we don't know Hood in the country . Yeah , hood in the country , but so honky tonking in the hood was something that we just joke around about , because we love both rap and country music .
Speaker 2There's like we love all music , music , but rap and country music are two of our favorite genres , and so for road trips for road trips right yeah , for like riding around yeah so we like get this wild thing in our brain that one of these days we're going to ride through the hood and blast country and just film reactions . So we call it hunky-tonkin in the hood . And then we want to go into the country parts of town and blast rap and see their reactions and I think depending on the rap song , you can get some . I've been to great country venues where they were dancing to rap music .
Speaker 1So I'm just saying yeah , it's also harder to do the country in the hood I mean the rap in the hood in the country because there's less people in the country so there's less reaction . You can ride around , Ain't nobody around , so it's like you're on some mountain dirt road . The deer don't care , they like it all .
Speaker 2So if you ever see these two freaks , these two middle-aged people riding through the hood blasting country music , it's all in good fun . We want to get your reactions . Don't flip us off . Let us know if you like the music or not . That's all .
Speaker 1And good stuff Conway Twitty , goodbye time baby .
Speaker 2We went our entire music careers without really if we've heard that song . Neither of us have really like just jumped on it . We heard it what ? Three times in the past two weeks . It was on American Idol , maybe once or twice Then we heard it on the radio . I don't know so cool .
Speaker 1Yeah , check it out . Conway Twitty . Goodbye time . Ladies and gentlemen , hold on , I got to do it . Ladies and gentlemen , hold on , I got to do it . Ladies and gentlemen , mr Conway Twitty , that's a perfect one . I'm telling my kids this was Conway Twitty and it's , is it ? Jesse , jesse , gemstone .
Speaker 2Jesse , gemstone , jesse .
Speaker 1Gemstone . Okay , yeah , I can never keep the Gemstones straight .
Speaker 2I love them . I love me some gemstones . I got Judy straight , though , and Uncle Baby Billy Speaking of which I can't even scroll through TikTok right now , with Mama told me not to at it anyway .
Speaker 1Me is misbehaving Speaking of .
Speaker 2Jennifer Nettles . Though what ? I didn't even have that on the list , but you better bring it up Just bring it up .
Speaker 1Well , I'm just saying , since we're talking about the gemstones , of course Mama Gemstone even though she's dead , she's still in the show is played by Jennifer Nettles , but Jennifer Nettles is now starting in a new show on Prime with Kevin Bacon , called the Bondsman .
Speaker 2Yes , and it's good .
Speaker 1It's good and she does a lot of singing . Her and Kevin Bacon do a lot of singing and there's some good songs .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's like Nashville meets sons of anarchy meets Buffy . It's so good .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2It's . It's insanely good .
Speaker 1Um meets walking dead .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's just all it's . It's like somebody studied all the the greatest shows that did a six season like really hard hitting like , and took elements from all of it to make . I didn't think they were going to make like after like the walking dead and shit like that . I didn't think anything new in that genre was going to come out that Well that's exactly right .
Speaker 1You brought up a great point there . That genre you can tell they're a fan of that genre . Whoever did this , I don't even know but like you can tell that , because it has all those elements that you love in those kind of shows yeah , but it doesn't have teenage romance in it .
Speaker 2So that's good , because , like we're adults now , I need to shift focus to grown love stories . This is a right .
Speaker 1It's right .
Speaker 2It's not a vampire diaries right exactly no , it's fantastic like I'm we binge watched it this past weekend and I'm hook , line and sinker like I'm all in . I cannot wait for the next season . Somehow we managed to get so much in this week as far as like kind of pop culture and watching things , so we're going to talk about a couple of them . It's like all over the gambit . My brain is gone in a million directions . So , first and foremost , this video was trending on social media . I'm going to log in as producer and show you the video because I want to see what you're talking about the slap .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm not going to .
Speaker 1Yeah you can call it whatever you want . I'm not're talking about the slap .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm not gonna the loudest . Okay , yeah , you can call it whatever you want . I'm not gonna set it up too much because I just want you to kind of see it .
Speaker 1I was gonna call it the loudest slap since Will Smith .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1The hottest slap since Will Smith . Everybody's talking about it and I think that you just don't understand the magnitude of having a child about it . Whoa , that's great . Damn she two-pieced her . But that's crazy , though . Especially with as many people as do those streets interviews , I'm surprised this doesn't happen more to be honest .
Speaker 2I know that's the crazy part is like Are you kidding me right now ? Like so , savannah Craven , the girl that got smacked . She is a pro-life , conservative creator . She goes around the streets in New York and talks to people about pro-life , conservative creator . She goes around the streets of new york and talks to people about pro-life . The conversation leading into her getting smacked was she was talking about foster care and I couldn't find the video . I don't know if it's taken down , but leading up to this she was talking to the girl that hit her about foster care and the girl's like all fucking kids in foster care can be killed . Who cares ? Like that . Like she was just like
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Speaker 2blatantly like who cares ? And then so the girl's name that hit her so Savannah Craven , like I said , conservative creator . She does pro-life . People call it rage baiting . I thought that she was being pretty civil . Like is the client ?
Speaker 1Those streets people usually God . No , I was going to say those street people usually aren't that and I didn't get the vibe that she was being like over the top . I mean not the warrant a hit . You know what I mean .
Speaker 2That's exactly what I'm saying , Like if you can't hold your emotions long enough not to be a fucking punk-ass bitch . So now I got people in my inbox telling me that they're going to come bring it to the streets because I was bring it , bring it , bring it . Y'all don't know . I'm a fighter from way back , Like I grew up fighting . It's one of my favorite things to do . If I didn't lose my job , I would walk up and punch people on a daily basis for no reason I breathe easy , simmer down there I've been trying .
Speaker 2I've been trying to get dana white to set up a tiktok ring for ufc . That you just don't have to be trained , you can just take a one weekweek little lead-up .
Speaker 1Like a top-man contest .
Speaker 2Yeah , and just bitch , I will box you . I will box you . Breonna J Rivers from the Bronx , new York . So somebody actually put her address on Facebook and tagged the New York police station . They gave her real address . I'm like that's part of fucking around and finding out . That's what happens . You fuck around , you find out , play stupid games , get stupid prizes , because now this bitch is all over social media saying the video was taken out of context . I was rage baited . No bitch , you couldn't hold your temper she should just walked away .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , why would you even do it ?
Speaker 2there are times where I should have walked away , and I admittedly say I should have walked away . I'm not going to come like , oh , woe is me , poor me .
Speaker 1But that one doesn't bother me a whole lot because I don't care about people getting punched In terms of like I mean that lady should have hit her back .
Speaker 2Well , the bigger controversy is the girl that got hit . Her husband was the cameraman . Like if you were the cameraman and I got sucker punched like that you would have grabbed all my shit so I could run after her and beat her ass .
Speaker 1You just seen the classic video where it's like it'd be like cops . You don't even see anything , you just hear get away , get away , get away .
Speaker 2Let's talk about the last time I was at a fist fight at Shawnee State Park . How many people were in that fight ? I was in dead center getting all of my hair ripped out and I had four grown-ass men pulling that bitch off me .
Speaker 1One of the greatest fight moments , one of the greatest public fights you've ever seen . I'd love for somebody to put that video up somewhere , because that thing was a brawler Dude . There was so many people involved . Lex rolled up . He's like he didn't even put the car in park . The car's still rolling . He's like who wants some . It had all been like sorted out , other than that trying to get that girl who had like a death grip you know what I mean Like in your hair .
Speaker 2It all grew back bitch , it's all there All the baby .
Speaker 1No , no , I know I'm just , but yeah , it took I everybody was dead . I . That's the last time I sprinted remember I was running full speed , for I'll say that's probably the first time since I was a kid that I ran full speed and it's been the last time to be fair , I did not start that fight .
Speaker 2It was a long brewing incident that was going on all day . I'm not a brawler but I do . I don't pick fights . I don't walk around and pick fights , but when there's a fist flying I am quick to throw one . I just I can't help it . I should have been a UFC fighter . I'm too old now . I'm too old If you , if they do a geriatric ring .
Speaker 2So story one is I'm not going to drain the sandbox on this one , I just want to call it out . We're going to be talking about this more . This is one of those things again hot off the presses . I don't even . She's only been posting for a couple months about this on Facebook and now she has a partner in crime who's doing TikTok posts for her posts for . So dr galena treffle trap , treeful treffle . It's t ? R e f ? I ? L ? Um , not dr galena , I'm sorry . Her father is dr john treffle , her name is rabbi galena treffle ? Um and she does have a facebook page . It is public , so you can go on and kind of follow the story and her partner in crime is Don't do it .
Speaker 1Don't get sucked in . Don't get sucked in . It's a portal .
Speaker 2Her partner in crime is Kelly Arnold , and if you go to Kelly , it's K-E-L-L-I . I'm going to tag all these people . If you go to Kelly's TikTok , you can get a quick summary version by scrolling from the bottom up through her videos . But what are we even talking about , babe ? Why are we even bringing this up ?
Speaker 1Because she claims that her dad is the Zodiac Killer . Now , I know what you're thinking . I know what you're thinking because this is not a new phenomenon . We talked about this already Like there's documentaries about
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Speaker 1other people who think their dad was a Zodiac killer . There's other people and we know that , we've seen it in how many different documentaries , and one in particular DB Cooper . People famously confessed to being DB Cooper on their deathbed . Like they can't . There's one DB Cooper . There's like 19 confessions . They can't all be DB Cooper , if any of them .
Speaker 2Right and these two tales are actually going to intertwine , which is why I brought this up first . There are so many deathbed confessions about who the Zodiac Killer is . There's people who have physical evidence that aligns with a person . If you start going down the Dr John Truffle rabbit hole , this girl also has evidence . I'm going to post a comment on here that she so I was questioning some of her things because she had said why won't you take my DNA ? Why won't you test this ? And then it's happening in California . So the Mendocino County Sheriff's Office was like we already tested DNA . I'm not going to go into the details of that , but I asked her about that on Facebook and she responded . So we're going to give them a shout out . She's trying to set up a GoFundMe to get some of the evidence tested .
Speaker 1She responded with what seemed like a reasonable answer . You know what I mean , Like she didn't just dismiss it out of hand , or like she had an explanation . Now again , we're not saying anything one way or the other , but it at least seems reasonable and plausible that this could be . I mean , obviously you got to go decide for yourself , but it's definitely . There's not nothing there , it's not just some wackaloon that's like oh , my uncle disappeared .
Speaker 2No , if nothing else for four years .
Speaker 2No , you're right . If nothing else , these ladies have a fantastic well , I don't want to say fantastic story , because it's literally about murder , right ? So it's not it's . They have a fantastic compilation of writings of Dr Truffle . They have well , I don't even know if he's a doctor anymore , because I think he actually got lost his medical license due to a high rate of suicides that he was connected with . He was involved in experimental drug use on prisoners , which is weird , because you're going to find this thread throughout something else that we're going to talk about here a little bit later .
Speaker 1So my thought on this and I think that may be an , a theory that's prevailed throughout history is that maybe he wasn't working alone , um , that there is a network of sociopathic serial killers that kind of share their whatever well , this brings me to an interesting point , because you bring that up there and one of the things about it is so , like we know that serial killers falsely all the time you know this as well as I do falsely claim victims that they didn't even they couldn't have killed . You know what I mean . When they finally get caught , they're like oh , I murdered a hundred women , but in reality we know that these other ones were . You know what I mean ? Like we have proof that they didn't do these .
Speaker 2And that's happened quite a few times .
Speaker 1So oh sorry , go ahead .
Speaker 2No , I'm trying , I don't . I won't be able to think of his name right now , but who was the guy that said that he killed ? Oh , jason Nicole Brown Simpson .
Speaker 1Oh yeah .
Speaker 2Brown Simpson ? Oh yeah , I can't think . Glenn Rogers , glenn Rogers , yes . I firmly believed that there was enough of what he was saying to be true , that he could actually be the Nicole Brown Simpson killer . Now , did he do other crimes ? Yes , yes .
Speaker 1My point with all this , though , is that so Zodiac , a lot of his crimes we know about because he confesses to them to the police . So how do we really know that that confession is ? He might be claiming a victim that doesn't . So that way you could start to get to perpetrate . You know what I mean Like two people lined up for that , even if it's not . You know what I mean Like two people lined up for that , even if it's not . You know what I mean Just because somebody's lying .
Speaker 2Absolutely . Or the person who wrote the ciphers isn't even associated with the Zodiac Killer at all .
Speaker 1Right , or maybe he had somebody write the ciphers for , or you know what I mean . Like you said , maybe there's a network . Which they suggested with the Son of Sam killer . I don't know if you remember that documentary .
Speaker 2Yeah , so they said that was actually .
Speaker 1Go ahead . No , I was just going to say where they said that was actually multiple people and not just David . He was like the fall guy of the group or whatever .
Speaker 2Yeah , and so , like I said , we're not going to drain it all today , we're not going down the rabbit hole today , but I said we're not going to drain it all today , we're not going down the rabbit hole today , but , I mean , keep , stay tuned , because we're going to bring you updates as we have them . They've already , I think , partnered up with somebody else to do , you know , go on a podcast If we ? Galena has a YouTube channel where she puts out some of the discussions she's had with her father , who is still alive but allegedly has dementia . So , um , we'll be talking more about it . I'm super interested because , either way , these ladies have some a lot to say and my instinct , gut feeling , is that , whether or not he's a zodiac killer , they're not lying about what he's telling them .
Speaker 1Also , just because he's not the Zodiac killer also doesn't mean that he's not a killer . We've seen people that were actually killers confess to the Zodiac that weren't Right . So like there's so many different ways it could fall , yeah .
Speaker 2So we will keep you up to date on the Zodiac killer , as we know .
Speaker 1You will know , or you can go out and do the research yourself , which is why we're giving them a shout out um we'll post to their facebook page when we release the um the weekly clips we love great mysteries , so as we find out new things for you to put together because , who knows , maybe it's somebody that listens it's like hey , I have an idea , I wonder if , whatever . And then you know , that's how things get unraveled .
Speaker 2Yeah , well , and that's the other thing too is that Galena has posted a lot recently that people who actually knew her father have been messaging her and saying that I escaped this scenario with him , so he is prolific . Whether or not he's a Zodiac , there's definitely something wrong with John Truffle Sure , sureiac , there's definitely something wrong with John Truffle .
Speaker 1Sure , sure . No , that's cool , that's very cool . But it again it weaves because the theme here is that we love mysteries .
Speaker 2We love puzzles .
Speaker 1We love unsolved crimes . Yeah , and treasures , yeah , and any mystery , it's mysteries . We love mysteries .
Speaker 2So what was the name of that Netflix documentary that we watched this past week ?
Speaker 1Finding Forrest Fenn's Treasure , I believe .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 1Forrest Fenn so good . I mean , you talk about a documentary that had me so fired up . Now I'm talking about it . I'm fired up again . I got to go watch it . Stop the podcast . It's the story . I mean , we all know the Forrest Fenn . You know what I mean . Forrest Fenn was this old guy that buried a treasure somewhere like in the Rocky Mountains .
Speaker 2We don't all know that , do we Do ? We all know this .
Speaker 1Well , I think no . Do we all know this ? Well , I think no . It was very popular . My point being is it's been very . It was very big in the news . It wasn't just something that was . You know what I mean . This made national headlines multiple times .
Speaker 1Um , before his friend fenn , he was an old guy that buried a treasure and that then people died trying to find it . It was was out in the wilderness , there was a series of clues typically just what you think of with a treasure hunt and somebody did eventually find it . However , one of the people that was involved with the documentary , who probably one of the only other people that figured out the clues to where it was , he bought some of the treasure back , added more treasure of his own . He reburied it somewhere in the Western United States . Clues are hidden in the documentary of the Netflix special . There's a book to go with , there's a poem to go with , there's a website , there's a Reddit community . I mean , like all the works , if you've been involved in treasure hunting before and we have we're not just lay people , right .
Speaker 2No , we're not . We've talked about this before . We did a treasure hunt and we're going to talk about this because this is the way . This is why I believe in the matrix . This is why I believe in the matrix . This is why I believe in glitches . This is why I believe in what's the other thing called where we're all in some program that we're not .
Speaker 1Simulation .
Speaker 2Yeah , simulation , because all these theories intertwine . Or are they the great epic sagas of life that are just showing what's interesting , right ?
Speaker 1well , what's interesting too is are they connected ? Because you know as well as I do that when you start putting clues together , start lining up coincidences and stuff , it is easy to talk yourself into something and connecting things that aren't connected . We suffered from that because we discovered that during the treasure hunt , trying to put clues together , you can make things fit where they don't .
Speaker 2Yeah , we did that with the Maryland
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Speaker 2hunt . We were in Boones Bar , right At the Civil War history place . Oh , we were in Sharpsburg . Sorry , we were in .
Speaker 1Sharpsburg . Sorry , we were in Sharpsburg or Sharpsburg At the battlefield Antietam Battlefield . Yeah .
Speaker 2Antietam Battlefield and we were able to make every clue fit . We were able to Perfectly . We knew that it was out at Antietam Battlefield and it was at a baseball field somewhere else .
Speaker 1All the clues fit . Antietam .
Speaker 2All the clues fit the buoy , they were perfectly matched . The person that . I don't even know how to get into this conversation , how to bring it full circle , but so while we were watching the documentary , right , so you guys have probably heard of DB Cooper , if you follow treasure hunting at all . I mean , db Cooper happened in what 1971 , 72 ?
Speaker 1Yeah 1970 , 1971 .
Speaker 2Yeah , it was like a famous plane hijacking where the gentleman only took $200,000 and jumped off the plane and nobody ever found him . A little bit of the money was found , but that's it . Like it's one of the greatest American mysteries there ever was .
Speaker 1As they say , it's the only unsolved skyjacking in American history and it , like you said , it's one of those great American mysteries . Who's the Zodiac killer ? Who was DB Cooper ? You know what I mean . Like these are the big . What happened to Chandra Levy ? Who killed JonBenet Ramsey ?
Speaker 2These are like the , you know what I mean Greatest American mysteries and where the fuck is Jimmy .
Speaker 1Hoffa's body .
Speaker 2So , with DB Cooper , right , this happened in the 70s . And so , if you follow DB Cooper , right , this happened in the 70s . And so , if you follow DB Cooper at all , there's a whole thread of people that obviously believe that this guy was a trained airline pilot , right , because of the way that he jumped and just the circumstances , what he knew , how he knew , to ask for several shoots , like all of it . I'm not going to drain DB Cooper . Ask for several shoots , like all of it . I'm not going to drain DB Cooper . You can go watch a million and one documentaries and there are like 17 people that said their father is DB Cooper , right .
Speaker 1All the expert people agree that he was a skilled flightsman , whether that means pilot jumper , but everybody knows that he knew aviation . Do you know what I mean ? Like all the evidence points towards that .
Speaker 2Right , and so I am a puzzle solver . So we're watching the documentary and I'm like how did Forrest Fenn get his money ? Why did he have a million-some dollars just to put in a treasure hunt ? Like , where did he get his money ?
Speaker 1Well , because he became an art dealer . We do know that . And how did he get his money ? Well , because he became an art dealer . We do know that . And how did he get the seed money to start being a ? He was an art dealer to the stars . How did he get that money ? You're talking big , rich paintings . You know what I mean Like so he had any . Why you brought up aviation was because he was a pilot in Vietnam , and not just any pilot .
Speaker 2Right . So Forrest Fenn flew 350 missions in Vietnam in 365 days . He was a skilled airman skilled I'm assuming he was a jumper .
Speaker 1I'm assuming he was a jumper , even if he wasn't , even if he didn't do it all the time . I'm sure he had to do that as part of his . He had jumped before , put it that way , and it's not like he was a paratrooper where he was doing it all the time , but he , I mean , he was experienced .
Speaker 2So when I was looking , when I was watching the documentary , all these things started to pop in my head . And then , like they flashed up a picture of Forrest Fenn back in the day when he was a pilot in Vietnam , and I was like he fucking looks like the picture of DB Cooper , the one , the famous drawing of DB Cooper , the hairline matches , the jawline matches , right , that's what kind of blew me away . And when you look at other people who are allegedly db cooper because I went back and looked they don't have the same nose structure . This guy fits the the facial profile . Okay , then they talk about he was very gentlemanly . Forest fen is an old country gentleman . He is very proper , he are he , I mean . So then Babe was like well , somebody had to have pieced this together before . Like somebody had to have thought that DB Cooper At least had the thought .
Speaker 2So you looked it up .
Speaker 1And so we were talking about the treasure . It was a person by the name of Stephanie Thurdyacre who wrote this book . Now , this means nothing to probably anyone . However , the treasure hunt that we were just talking about , where we found the treasure , was put on by a guy named David Klein , who invented jelly bellies , but his partner in the clue thing was one , stephanie , 30 Acre .
Speaker 2Can you hear me now ?
Speaker 1Yes , okay , I don't know what's going on today . The internet probably .
Speaker 2Because we're talking about all this wild shit .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's exactly what it is Bree's line's like oh hell no , shut this shit down .
Speaker 2But when you hopped on the last time , I could see your face moving and I knew what you were saying . Say it , Do it .
Speaker 1I'm DB Cooper .
Speaker 2That's what his gram used to say it's scary .
Speaker 1Well , no , I saw an episode of Unsolved Mysteries . Somebody told their wife on their deathbed . That was what they said . I'm DB Cooper .
Speaker 2So that's another rabbit hole that we're going to be going down , that you guys are going to be hearing a lot more of . Because I'm buying Stephanie's book . I want to see why she thinks that Forrest Fenn is DB Cooper . Because I thought about it , it just clicked for me . When something clicks in my brain so hard like that , I'm usually on to something and people dismiss Stephanie 30 Acre as crazy , which really frustrates me because she writes . Yeah , the Reddit thread said the only person that believes that Forrest Fenn is DB Cooper is some crazy . That wrotea book and I got lost off because wrong .
Speaker 1There's three right now .
Speaker 2Stephanie's smart . She's really smart . There's no way she wrote the clues at the complexity and yet the like she's smart If she saw a connection . I saw a connection . There's something there . We're going down this rabbit hole .
Speaker 1We just made enough of a connection as far as I'm concerned to at least investigate it . You know what I mean . Like I'm not saying it's fact , but like it's worth a look .
Speaker 2Listen , my husband has been referred to as Patton Oswald . Patton's wife goes down . Well , she went down rabbit holes so deep that it might have ended her . That's the kind of rabbit holes I want to go down , minus the drugs .
Speaker 1Yeah , we've gone down some of these rabbit holes . I want to go down minus the drugs . Yeah , um , we've gone down some of these rabbit holes . We just need to take the steps now with with old DB and Forrest Fenn . And just one more thing on that it's like to me it makes as much sense as anybody . And why not , like ? I mean like , why couldn't it have been ?
Speaker 2Well , if you watch the documentary on Netflix about his treasure , you will find that his family has been through hell and back because he wrote this book .
Speaker 1And they just want to be wash their hands of all of it .
Speaker 2They'd be happy if they never heard those words again , because it's been hell Right right the stalkers and everything else so if somebody starts promoting this whole concept , this narrative that forest might be db cooper , they're going to be stuck again having to deal with it now with the , with the guy that did is doing the new treasure hunt . They're , they're out of loop . It's nothing to do with them . Matter of fact , he even had to say because of what that family went through the treasure is not within a mile of my property or something because people were going to Forrest Fenn's house and showing up at his gate in the middle of the night . It's insane .
Speaker 1You know people , if they could do it , they did it fucking people fucking people but so I am going to .
Speaker 2We we've got one more big story to cover and then we're going to wrap it up with a couple things that we've got coming up , but so it all . Again , the thread is a cohesive wind this week , or we've , because the next thing that's trending right now which is insane because this happened in 2022 , the first part of it Harley Pasternak . Now , if you guys have never heard of Harley Pasternak , he is a celebrity trainer , which I don't give a shit about . Celebrity trainers To me , they're all just clout stealers that are hanging on to the coattails of celebrities to say that they were in their circle , right ? They're little networking weasels . As far as I'm concerned , I've never met a celebrity . I've never met a trainer .
Speaker 1They're a little bit , I've never .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , yeah . I feel like they all are in this church of Scientology or something .
Speaker 1That's a great example . I know they're not , but that's a great example because they're very cultish , very whatever . I don't even know what the word is , like you said , but it's a very specific character type .
Speaker 2It is . And so you know I love Candace Owens . I love her . I think she's brilliant . You not so much . I used to hate her when I was liberal . I used to go on her page and call her token all the time because I thought she was the only Black conservative that lived in America . I didn't know , I was stupid . I admit I had Trump derangement syndrome , but now I love me some Candace . Not everything she says is some of it's hyperbolic , and I get that , but a lot of . She does some really good research . She has the money , she has investigators , she has lawyers , lawyers she can do this shit right . So she's always up against a lawsuit . Well , she got . She got served this week by a process server . Somebody wants five years of her texts between her and kanye . Why does this even matter ? What does candace owensens and Kanye have to do with Harley Pasternak ? Well , if you don't know , Harley Pasternak was Kanye's trainer when he went into the loony bin the first time .
Speaker 1But that's not even the half . I could deal with it . That's not even the half . What gets you is what she's about to tell you , about these text messages Now .
Speaker 2I'm no . Kanye , oh sorry , I just wanted to say no , go ahead , go ahead , I'm no .
Speaker 1Kanye fan and I'm not sitting here saying like . I think that , but I also think that people can be portrayed by like in the media , in any way that the media wants to portray them . So you know what I mean . Like , I'm willing to listen . I'm willing to listen , I'm willing to listen .
Speaker 2Well , so it's a long text . I'm going to actually put the whole text up for everyone to read . If they haven't seen it , I'm reading the part that pisses me off to no end . This was actually a text , a text exchange between Harley and Kanye . Harley has never disputed that . He sent this message . It was put on Twitter in 2022 by Kanye and nobody covered it Nobody . It slipped under the radar . Why the mainstream media wasn't covering this tells me that there's merit to it , right .
Speaker 1Let's hear it .
Speaker 2From Harley Pasternak to Kanye . Option two I have you institutionalized again . Where they medicate the crap out of you . You go back to Zombieland forever . Playdates with kids just won't be the same .
Speaker 1What was option one ?
Speaker 2Option one is that he stops tweeting crazy texts oh right , right , right . So he was threatened essentially by Harley Pasternak that he was going to be put back into Zombieland , which insinuates that he was put into Zombieland before by somebody . So again , none of this matters out of context . Okay , twitter beef , I don't know what you're doing right there .
Speaker 1I'm secretly doing the Illuminati symbol .
Speaker 2However , when you dig up the background of Harley Pasternak , you find that he was a scientist for a military PSYOP program in Canada . He was a trained scientist in Canada who conducted PSYOP experiments involving experimental drugs with people to see if he could make them become mentally ill .
Speaker 1Very similar to what sort of programs the CIA runs over here in America versus . You know we find out about him after the fact . They finally admit to him 50 years after it's over .
Speaker 2Right .
Speaker 1But he was involved in a Canadian version of that .
Speaker 2Right . So when Kanye was going off the rails tweeting about MKUltra and doing all that shit about MKUltra , he was not far from the truth . Was he being drugged ? Is there a conspiracy ? So , if you want to take this a step further , let's talk about who else Harley Pasternak was involved in right before they died .
Speaker 1Aaron .
Speaker 2Carter Brittany .
Speaker 1Murphy .
Speaker 2Brittany Murphy and the one that blew me away , Mac Miller .
Speaker 1Mac Miller . Now , mind you , these people all died of overdoses , which is a convenient way Like , basically , if you've ever done drugs in your life , they can off you with an overdose .
Speaker 2No , and people are going to buy it . No , brittany Murphy died of complications from pneumonia .
Speaker 1Mm .
Speaker 2And Aaron Carter died . He had a generic form of Xanax in his system , but he died because he was strangled in his own bathtub Now strangled , drowned . There's some controversy there , but right before Aaron Carter died he was telling people that he believed that somebody was trying to kill him . And when Kanye tweeted that tweet about Harley Pasternak , nick Carter said hey , kanye , let's talk man to man . I got some things to tell you .
Speaker 1Whoa , really , you didn't tell me that that's a big piece , that's huge . I would love to be a fly on the wall in that conversation so you're gonna start a website now who me ?
Speaker 2yeah , didn't . Oh , you were drunk yesterday when you said it .
Speaker 1You may not remember I was gonna start a website about what ?
Speaker 2I believe kanyecom oh , something kanye isn't crazy , kanye isn't crazycom .
Speaker 1Oh something ,
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Speaker 1kanye isn't crazy .
Speaker 2Kanye isn't crazycom . You're starting a website .
Speaker 1That might already be a thing , but no , I'm with it . I'm with it because here's the thing is you start to look into , like you said , you talk about rabbit holes , dude Like don't it's mind bending , and I don't half the time I don't want to talk about any of dude Like don't it's mind bending and I don't half the time . I don't want to talk about any of these things because it does sound crazy , but when you're in the rabbit hole man , it doesn't .
Speaker 2And you can make it all fit . I can see how conspiracy theorists get hooked because you can make the little tiniest thing fit your narrative if you are on a narrative . But for me , you know , everything's full circle with me , right ? So , dakota , my daughter , her middle name is Antonia . Her middle name is Antonia because when I was pregnant with her , I read Dr Zhivago , which is by Boris Pasternak , who was allegedly actually involved in MI6 and MKUltra experiments , and this , that and the other , so it all comes full circle eventually .
Speaker 1No , and it's all connected , man . It's all part of a massive which I honestly and don't even get me . I'm not even going to get started Because if I get into it , people , I think it's all part of one grand conspiracy basically put forth over the last 80 to 100 years for the elite to seize control . We've been visited by aliens . They're leaving . I'm not going any further than that . You can do with it what you will . Well we went down another rabbit hole this week and .
Speaker 2I didn't even have it on the agenda but we watched that one , the one Mandela effect YouTube thing that scared me .
Speaker 1There's some Mandelas . I didn't I mean , we've talked about this before the Mandela effect on this podcast . We've talked about ones that affected us , which are the pretty basic ones . We had the beginner's package of the Mandela effect , berenstain Bears , nelson mandela , of course , um you know , and there's a couple other ones that everybody has . What's that ?
Speaker 2yeah , I think the apollo one or the challenger blowing up , oh yeah , the late , the challenger explosion .
Speaker 1There are several that are more not mainstream , but they're the ones that everybody's heard of .
Speaker 2Now they come out with a whole new fucking expansion pack . You can now buy an expansion pack of Mandela effects .
Speaker 1And I bought it Cup-a-noodle . Are you kidding me ? It was Cup-a-noodle , not Cup-noodle . What sense would it make to call something Cup-noodle ? It was Cup-o-noodle , cup-o-noodle , cup-o-noodle , cup-o-noodle , what was ?
Speaker 2the other one Stouffer's Stove Top Stuffing Stouffer's .
Speaker 1Stove Top Stuffing . That one , I believe , is real , because I've heard it . Yeah , I know what was the other one we just saw , besides the one , besides the cup of noodle , there was a couple mind-blowing ones .
Speaker 2This documentary pulled out a couple that I'd never been in , and what's ?
Speaker 1interesting that and we were even critiquing . So here's what's interesting is we also understand , with the Mandela effect , how your mind can conflate things and mix things up . But also , if you believe in some of them , the guys are like hey , I'm not saying that , I remember it that way , but these people are all saying that so maybe they're just in a different timeline type thing that we , but they relate it back to the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland or whatever , and that Because basically they're trying to get the building blocks of the universe and they shoot all these super high , crazy protons and stuff . Basically , they're creating little mini Big Bangs . So if they're doing all this stuff , who's to say they haven't altered and that's what they're saying is , it doesn't alter the total reality , but it just changes a few things so that you can notice that you're in a different timeline .
Speaker 2Yeah , and with the advent of the internet it's so easy Like before , they could just gloss over it and we'd never know , You're just like .
Speaker 1oh , I remember wrong .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1But now you can meet 1500 million people that remember it the way that you do .
Speaker 2Yeah , I know it's like it's insane , or is it one of those like false memory things , I don't know .
Speaker 1Like the one that always throws me for a loop is Fruit Loops . People always say they don't remember it's spelled with two O's . But the story I know the story of why they called it Fruit Loops and used two O's , like . So it's like and it's always been that way to me . So like that one doesn't ring true . But again , again , I'm not knocking anybody that says it was different in their timeline , because maybe they don't remember the baron stane bear thing .
Speaker 2You know what I mean I don't remember a double o's and fruit loops . I do not remember that yeah , I do , I do I don't . So I do want to wrap this up because we've covered a lot and we have so much we can talk about this all day . I say we keep going no , I , I could , I could , but I think we're gonna have a lot more updates for these things as they come available um right , sure I'm with it so yeah I would you know me , I could talk about rabbit holes all day , every day , I love what's fun to talk about .
Speaker 2Call me Alice , why don't you ?
Speaker 1And I feel like people respond to this . Even if all our listeners are crazy , I don't give a shit . Come on in and have some fun .
Speaker 2Come one , come all . What did they say in Alice in Wonderland ? We're all mad here .
Speaker 1Yep .
Speaker 2Or we're all a little mad here , or something like that . Yeah , something like that . You get the idea . I signed us up for something fun on Saturday .
Speaker 1I'm so excited about this . This might be the thing that I'm , like most excited about . I feel like I'm I know it's not because it's just , but like I feel like one of those like celebrity guest judges where they're like you know what I mean . Where they're like we got Alana B and Scott from the Gilded Trash Podcast . People are going to be like what ?
Speaker 2Yes , so it's actually going to be our first event that we're ever booking as Alana B and Scott from Gilded Trash Alana B and Scott from Gilded Trash and it is a local Wimber Pennsylvania karaoke contest hosted by my homegirl for a long time , dj Heidi . She's actually DJed some of our family events in the past . She's a fun karaoke DJ . She's got lots of cool lights . She goes live , sometimes Great song selection . So what Heidi is telling me is that there is going to be a twist to this karaoke contest . So it is at the Wimber VFW Saturday April 12th . The contest starts at 9pm . If you're entering the contest you have to have your first song in by 8.45 . I don't know about the second song , because that's where the twist comes in .
Speaker 1You just made my day . You said my three favorite things V , f , w , that means beer , rip tickets , karaoke , food .
Speaker 2Yes , I love the above .
Speaker 1I love a good VFW bub .
Speaker 2Yep , and we'll be handing out some Gilded Trash merch and Trash Panda merch to the contestants as we go . Maybe , if we don't agree on who wins , maybe we'll give some runner-up prizes . So that's going to be really fun . I'm super excited . I will not be entering the competition , so don't worry , you don't have to do it .
Speaker 1You're probably not allowed , are you ?
Speaker 2No .
Speaker 1It's illegal I wouldn't want to . It'd be illegal . Illegal the cops would show up . You're out there judging a karaoke contest that you're in .
Speaker 2They show up at the .
Speaker 1VFW like they think they're there to like bust the bar down or something . And they're like we got word that somebody's participating in a karaoke contest that they're also judging . That's a misdemeanor around here .
Speaker 2Although my family is notorious in that neck of the woods for getting in trouble .
Speaker 1They might just use that to come get you for another reason .
Speaker 2Who knows , I'd have to shout out my real last name or my maiden name , which I'm not going to do because there's only like seven of us in the whole country . But I tend to throw that cloud around when I'm out Wimberway , and it doesn't go to very far .
Speaker 1Well , let's just say this that her family once had a newspaper article and it started Wimber was a Wild West show last night . Right , that's how the article starts . There was a Wild West shootout in Wimber , and that was her family .
Speaker 2Yeah , my uncle was just shooting guns up in the air .
Speaker 1I picture it , though like back . So this is like what the 1970s I picture , like the doors of the wimber hotel having like just a , you know what I'm talking about the like and they just like he stumbled and the streets were dirt in winver and he's like . I know that's not true , but that's how it makes it sound that's how the article makes it sound . It's really fun Picture your dad , like in that picture where he looks like an Allman brother yeah .
Speaker 2You know what I mean .
Speaker 1That's a great picture and like I can picture the whole scene , this Wild West shootout in Lindbergh .
Speaker 2I'm actually probably going to pull up that picture in the article if me and ash get a chance to connect . Um , when she comes on trash panda , because that we , you know similar family backgrounds there . Um , so , also coming up before we release the next episode um , you are doing a showcase at mananny's and State College , hosted by John Saxton . Right , john Saxton ? Yep , john Saxton . So there's a showcase at Manny's and State College and then an open mic to follow , which , if you guys want to try your hand at stand-up in State College , 4-16 is the date .
Speaker 1Yep , 4-16 is the date ? Yep then . 4-19 Comedy Farm Anniversary Show , Altoona , Pennsylvania . Yours truly will be a part of it . Um , I can't wait . I can't believe it's been a year . The Comedy Farm man , wow , back to Ridge Hershberger .
Speaker 2I mean , it's just amazing yeah , and how many amazing comics have we seen at Comedy Farm in Arts Altoona , yep .
Speaker 1I mean , I can't count it on two hands Then April 26th , though right here in Johnson .
Speaker 2Wait , hold on , hold on , I got I . This isn't a big event , but I um , I just had to give out a shout out to um Easter , which happens to fall on 420 this year . My two big Shout out Jesus . Shout out Jesus , but also chocolate and weed at the same time .
Speaker 1Yeah , I love Easter candy . I want a basket . I'm giving myself a basket with a toothbrush in it , because I need a new toothbrush too .
Speaker 2You do .
Speaker 1And it's going to be filled with jelly beans in the grass and little chocolate eggs and robin eggs . Easter might have the . So here's the thing . Oh , yes , it is , I'm getting it Okay . Easter , I would
Harley Pasternak and Celebrity Conspiracies
Speaker 1argue , is the best candy holiday , even above trick or treat .
Speaker 2I agree it has the best themed candies .
Speaker 1Yeah , you can get candy at Easter that you can't get any other time .
Speaker 2Yeah , I agree .
Speaker 1There's nothing on Halloween that you can't get the rest of the year .
Speaker 2Agree . Now my two favorite Easter treats are ones that are on everybody's hate list , so my two favorite easter candies are marshmallow peeps and cadbury cream eggs I like them and everybody hates them .
Speaker 1Here's my question is how do they hate them when literally they're like a billion dollar industry just between the two of them ? Somebody's buying them .
Speaker 2You've never seen the peeps memes . The only way to eat a peep ?
Speaker 1No , I see people say that , but I think it's just . I don't believe it . It's one of those like it's like a Mandela effect , almost . It's a myth that that many people hate them .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , so go ahead .
Speaker 1So 4 ? Um , oh yeah , so go ahead . So 426 , oh yeah , 426 . Johnstown , masonic temple me , frankie z cheeks , or whatever he goes by , we're going to be . It's going to be a great show . Masonic temple is to raise charity , suicide awareness um Travis Neal Foundation . It's going to be great . I absolutely cannot wait .
Speaker 2Yeah , they got way better comics than me and Frankie too , like way better .
Speaker 1We're not the meat and potatoes to this , we're the parsley on the side , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , there's a lot of great comics on this show . I'm excited for the Green Room . The Green Room is going to be fantastic here . The green room is going to be fantastic here . The after party is going to be amazeballs . I don't know who's throwing that .
Speaker 1Oh , you have to . I mean , how could it not be with Frank ? I mean , come on .
Speaker 2No , it's going to be lit .
Speaker 1It's going to be lit . That's the only way to say it . It's going to be lit .
Speaker 2So then we've got May 11th through 13th . This is my favorite thing on the venue . We are going to be in Nashville house hunting , but I'm ever the businesswoman Scott's going to be doing some .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'll be doing my stuff .
Speaker 2I'll be doing any of our listeners are in nashville um 11th through the 13th . Look for my post on tiktok .
Speaker 1Hit me up , maybe you'll know where I'm going when I'm not doing comedy . You'll find me at joyland eating chicken sandwiches . All damn day I'll be eating smash burgers I'm gonna eat one too . I'll be eating smash burgers . I'm gonna eat one of them too finally , the big event .
Speaker 2The big event .
Speaker 1May 23rd oh yes , waynesboro , pennsylvania , triggers Taproom . We and Sasquatch Outdoors present an evening with Scott Radin friends , and it's going to be . Oh my buddy , if you have not come out to a comedy show ever before , make this your first one , because it is going to rip from start to finish like you've never even seen , because it's going to . It's just going to be so good . We've so many people lined up . We got Blake Stahlnecker coming out , we got Rich Hershberger , scott Kelly , uh , lennon Free and then our headliner , mr Trevor Alston . Um , it is just going to be . It's going to be a lot of fun . That whole weekend is going to be a lot of fun . The next night we have a little secret show that we're going to be doing . Keep an eye out for that . We're not going to mention too many details about that . If you're South Mountain Hotel , watch out , because it's going to be a blast . And then Sunday , we will talk about this one in more detail .
Speaker 1Triggers Tap Room . Again , we're doing an open mic event . We're going to have a little show to kick the show off , just to get things flowing , but then we're going to go into an open mic . It's going to be great . We're going to be pulling names out of buckets , like on Kill Tony . We're going to be talking to people . It's going to be a lot of fun . We want to hear what you got . Think you're funny ? Come on out . It doesn't even matter , it's just going to be a blast . One hell of a time . It's going to be fun .
Speaker 2Um , I just can't say it enough , that is memorial day weekend , starting may 23rd . So may 23rd , 24th and 25th we are bringing comedy to waynesboro , pennsylvania . We've got comics coming . Like Scott said , we've got the Friday show is going to absolutely murder Saturday show . We got a couple good comics that we're bringing to this little pop-up , super secret pop-up event .
Speaker 1Yeah , super secret event . Stay tuned , listeners , because this one's for you You're going to . There'll be secret things to go with this , this show .
Speaker 2so right , and who knows , maybe you can even catch us eating
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Speaker 2lunch somewhere . You might want to talk to some of the comics that we have hanging out with us .
Speaker 1Um , but boogers beef bologna for everyone boogers .
Speaker 2I'm super excited about sunday because they've already got at least 20 people interested in doing the bucket pool , which , for an area like Waynesboro that doesn't have a lot of comedy outlets right now , I think that's amazing .
Speaker 1They're up to 20 now . Yeah 20 for the bucket pool ? And who ?
Speaker 2knows , atlanta Bee might do a little set . You never know .
Speaker 1We're going to have to put a cut off . I know Holy cow I need to talk to him about that .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1We might be maxed out .
Speaker 2He's got 20 people that said they want to do it , but at the night of the show you're not going to have that Right .
Speaker 1who shows up , we'll find out that night . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , but I mean , that's great , though If it's going to be that , well shit .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's worth coming out just to see . Maybe you you know , come out and watch your friends try their hand .
Speaker 1Maybe you'll discover the next new comic because , yeah , he's brought up a lot of people that have maybe not necessarily done it , but that they can and they want to . And let's see it , man . Let's see what you got . You don't know who's out there waiting . The next . Shane Gillis is somewhere out there , hasn't even tried comedy yet . You know what I mean . That's how I look at it . So maybe he shows up to that open mic , Not Shane Gillis . The next one , though .
Speaker 2Yeah , so that's about it . I mean , we've got a lot of shit coming up . We've got a lot of things that we're going to be going down rabbit holes for you guys . We've got a lot of shows coming up . You can message us or hit me up at alanna , at gildetrashcom .
Speaker 1I have so many shows coming up , I think I need to make one of those posters that shows me like in some weird pose , and then it has my dates next to it , I think .
Speaker 2I need one of them . I think I have that many shows coming up .
Speaker 1I can do that .
Speaker 2I think you're allowed now .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm going to have to work on it . I want to know it's got to be goofy , it's got to be me , and if it's me , it's goofy .
Speaker 2Oh , that's the other thing that I wanted to shout out real fast . If you're watching us on youtube , go over and check out the parody video we did , um of old honey and mustard . That was really , really fun . That was our first ever . That was our first ever skit that we produced all in one day . Um , I'm gonna say the audio quality on it was pretty shitty in some points . Neither of us were really singing that well , but it was so fun to do . I can't wait to do more skits . I am excited .
Speaker 1The outfits alone for me were that much fun .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Howdy man Evening Alright .
Speaker 2If nobody's told you motherfuckers today , stay trashy .
Speaker 1Stay trashy , Illuminati Peace .
