Gilded Trash
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This episode captures the lively and humorous vibe of the Super Bowl, intertwining reflections on life, politics, and an appreciation for food. We discuss predictions for the game, share culinary delights for our big game party, and reminisce about past sporting experiences while transitioning into upcoming comedy plans and our passion for podcasting.
• Discussion of Super Bowl excitement and nostalgia
• Predictions for Eagles vs. Chiefs
• Highlights of standout food for the Super Bowl party
• Insights into the political landscape and its interplay with sports
• Upcoming comedy shows and future podcast plans
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Casual Conversations on Various Topics
Speaker 1No , that's fine .
Speaker 2She's sad .
Speaker 1Hey , welcome . Yeah , that's what I said . Who do you think's going to win ? Well , you heard it there first folks , Chiefs .
Speaker 2Is that what she said ?
Speaker 1That's exactly what she said . This is sort of like a Groundhog Day . Groundhog Whisperer scenario . Punks a tawny Filmed a Cheese Super Bowl Salad .
Speaker 2Okay then . Well , Happy New Year , Welcome back .
Speaker 1Happy New Year . No , we're back . We're doing a little different format here , though yeah , we're trying out some new things . I'm on location .
Speaker 2In the Super Bowl room .
Speaker 1I'm on location in the Super Bowl room . We're live here , folks . This is Bob Graffini and we're going to Super Bowl Sally up next . Come back and see it . We're with Terry Bridge .
Speaker 2Tell the people who . Who did you just say ?
Speaker 1What's his name ? Bob Graffiti .
Speaker 2Yeah , who is that ?
Speaker 1Bob Graffiti is a character based on Marv Albert . Remember the guy that was biting people ? He was biting hookers or something it was .
Speaker 2Ladies underwear was a thing with him . Yeah , he was , uh , biting hookers or something it was . Ladies underwear was a thing with him . Yeah , he was wearing lady .
Speaker 1He was wearing like stockings and he went to bite a hooker . I don't know , somehow he got his job back . That was back in the days when you could bite a hooker and get your job back two years later , but um , you know I love it .
Speaker 1Now they frown upon that , um , but yeah , he was based on Marv Albert . Yes , well , next door , and uh , I would broadcast games . I would get a tape recorder and I would uh , I was the first podcaster . I was podcasting games , no , but I would record . So I would do the commentary . I would watch the TV with no commentary Well , I would actually have been a little bit , because I still needed to hear it , just because it's weird to watch things without commentators .
Speaker 1But I would do wrestling , I would do basketball , football , whatever , and then I would listen to it later as if , for some reason . I would also tape TV shows because we weren't allowed to watch TV after a certain time . So I would tape my favorite shows , like Home Improvement , spin City , and I would have a tape . We would listen to those tapes in my stereo rather than I didn't have the TV on . So that was my way of getting around that . It all started when Mac got a Talkboy from Home Alone 2 . And that's what started the recording of television , because it was just all and we had tapes and tapes and tapes . For days we had Big Daddy on cassette tape . Oh my God , that's how I know the beginning song , where it's like it's like a weird thing , it's like the phone ringing , it's like playing in the background . We'll have to .
Speaker 2I'll put it in the background Cause his dad's leaving a voicemail , I think in the beginning of the year or something like that . I'm with you , Okay , so it feels like nothing's changed since last year . What's been going on in the last six weeks or so ?
Speaker 1Well , we got the Super Bowl here . What do you mean ? What's changed ? We got a new president . We've got lots of I don't know . I mean stuff happened shit happens I don't keep track , I don't watch the news neither do I .
Speaker 2I watch it on it , on TikTok . That's where I get all my Well you still watch something ?
Speaker 1I have no clue . Biden could still be in there for a while . I know I haven't kept up .
Speaker 2Oh , so did you see this clip of Barron going up to Biden , barron Trump going up to Biden ?
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , and he leans in . He leans going up to Biden . Yeah , and leans in . He leans in and whispers , yeah . And he says I'll never forget you , sweet cheeks .
Speaker 2Is that what he said ?
Speaker 1Yeah , that's what he said they were in an ambit together .
Speaker 2There's speculation that he said you forgot to pardon yourself .
Speaker 1I mean , there's a lot of speculation that he said a lot of things , but I'd like to think it was probably . You know , I think Barron's smart enough to realize that Biden and all theirs . I don't think it was probably . I think people were reading too much into it . I think he was just probably being a nice kid .
Speaker 2He seems like a nice kid . I like him .
Speaker 1They were very formal about the whole thing . It's not like they were up there like fuck , I suck it . They were very formal about the whole thing and they seemed nice to him and stuff . So I don't think that there was a mode of decorum .
Speaker 2Agree , she tries not to think too much . I know what doge . Let's talk about that for a minute .
Speaker 1Let's talk there's lots of content doge . I know it sounds like so stupid , so dumb , so dumb . But people I mean people are up in arms about it . Here's the thing is I think nobody even knows what's like going on , so like it's just all rumors of one person saying this person's doing this , and then the other side's like , oh , we're not doing that , and a typical bullshit no , I get it .
Speaker 2I get it , but um , have you seen any of the lists of the things that they found um that we paid for ?
Speaker 1yeah , and some of them . I'm really upset about um , because , like they want to cut the 50 million dollars that we pay to help Colombian cartels smoking cocaine across the border .
Speaker 2What were you doing ?
Speaker 1How are you doing Flow ? Your rope , so what ?
Speaker 2you're saying is we need cocaine in this country ?
Speaker 1Oh , a hundred percent , oh , 100 percent If they would cut off . That's like the whole thing with the Colombians . That's how they got like . This is one thing that you don't know . I was reading this whole thing about . You know the whole thing with Colombia . First off , it was way misrepresented in the media on both sides . Like I read like the real , like deal story of it and like , but that's what theombians should have done is just taking a hard line like listen , we'll cut that pipeline off tomorrow , pal like , and no more cocaine for us . Aena , no , that ain't gonna fly . You kidding me . We took drugs out of this country would fall apart tomorrow . There's just so many people involved in the business and on all sides of it . And then the people do it like the end game , like look how many . Like what the stockbrokers would be forced to try to get adderall prescriptions . Um , it would mean the country would be chaos . I just I don't understand the thinking there .
Speaker 2Well , no , you know , I've asked my boss at work several times like are we in the business of keeping Americans employed ? Because I feel like the healthcare industry , like the healthcare admin industry , is over padded with workers and there's no progress in the systems that are processing claims .
Speaker 1Well , that's exactly right . I mean that goes to every business Like , not like . Every business has , of course , its number one purpose is to continue the business Like whatever that business is is , whether it's drugs , whether it's .
Speaker 1But you know what I mean . Like , whatever it is , whether it's , you know , drugs , steel , coal , gas , oil , electricity , like every business has a self-interest , obviously . So like , of course , they want to try to keep that model of you know , whatever it is that's working . Because then you know what I mean because it just gives them more . Because then they can say , like , the more people you employ , they can be like oh look , when they're lobbying they say , look , we employ a hundred thousand people in our company alone . You know what I mean . What are you going to do without those jobs ? And then they rattle off more statistics of whatever . You know , like 50 million people work in health care . Well , that's ridiculous .
Speaker 2Right . Well , so speaking of the gap , 50 million is not the number , but no , I know , but so we started watching that show , landman , and he talks about that in that show where like , yeah , like , is gas the endgame ? No , but it's the only game we have right now that has a foreseeable future , where we can control the outputs , like from here , from the United States outputs like from here , from the united states , right , well , and a lot of these things too , and this is what I mean .
Speaker 1They probably should have been a little more upfront with that in this terms of like and well , trump did say it , but like after the fact is like a lot of these changes . I mean , it's gonna hurt for a little bit , but that's the only way that you really get to self-sustaining and stuff like you have to place , uh , stressors on the market yeah um , in order for things to happen in certain ways .
Speaker 1So it's like yeah , but like again it goes back . I compare this a lot to the steelers and mike tomlin . Like we need to fire mike tomlin and they're always like , well , who are you , are you going to get ? That's better , but that's the most ridiculous argument that I've ever heard . That's like saying , just in this situation , you don't want to go through any kind of growing pains in order to have a brighter future . That's asinine . That's ass backwards , it's upside down .
Speaker 2Speaking of Steelers , what have we been watching all day today ?
Speaker 1Well , we just got done watching Ben Roethlisberger lead the Steelers to victory against the Arizona Cardinals . Sorry to spoil the Super Bowl for you right now . Yeah , no , we watched the whole game replay actually , which was kind of fun , because I like the NFL film ones where they're like Ben Roethlisberger led the Steelers down the field on the final drive , but I like the ones where it's like the actual game call
Super Bowl Party Conversations
Speaker 1. I went to hear Madden that was Madden's last game that he called and you heard him . He said when they were reviewing that touchdown , he said I don't care if you look at it upside down , inside out that's a touchdown , are you talking about the harrison one ?
Speaker 1yeah , yeah , yeah , that's what he said . He said I don't care if you look at it upside down , inside out I love it . He also like that's what I love about john , as he um . He also like he believed that a guy should just get a touchdown on effort Because he's like look at that .
Speaker 1He's like guy , gets a play like that , runs it back , he deserves a touchdown , as if , like he didn't make it , it didn't matter , like he didn't care because he deserved it . That's what I love about John Madden , though he understood the game , who do you got for today's game ? I mean , I think that Eagles defense is going to be too much for Mahoney and Humvee .
Speaker 2Like I'm with you , I think the Eagles might pull it off . Well , from a girl's perspective , though from a woman's perspective , I love the Mahomes family . I love the Kelsey family a girl's perspective , though . From a woman's perspective , I love the Mahomes family , I love the Kelsey family , minus one of the girlfriends . But at the end of the day , it's not about family , it's about winning , and I'm a Pennsylvania girl , so I'm sticking with the Eagles .
Speaker 1This , holding the microphone like this , really makes me feel like a reporter in the field and I like it . I do feel like a reporter in the field and I like to say you like it , yeah . No , I feel that the so here's my thinking is , like , the Eagles defense is really good . You've seen that , we've seen that , you know , in multiple games . And the fact that so here's the thing is they can shoot it out with kate kc if they have to , let's say their defense sucks and they just have to score points like kansas city's defense I don't think is going to , it's not going to stop the eagles all out . Kc's defense is pretty good , but I mean the eagles just have so many weapons .
Speaker 1But , um , no , I think this is going to be a battle of attrition . Uh , honestly , in the sense that , like , I think that both teams this is going to be a battle of attrition . Uh , honestly , in the sense that , like , I think that both teams strategy is going to be to just put long , sustained drives together , um , trying to keep the other team off the field . You know , I always say my favorite saying in football is the best defense is good offense , um , one that's you sound like you're uh , you sound like you're auditioning I mean no , this is just what I do .
Speaker 1That's how good I am um it's great .
Speaker 2It's great . You know that already this is how I talk to you in a normal day , whether I'm talking about it right like I'm just gonna hand him a microphone what I'm just gonna hand you a microphone while we're sitting around all day . I love it , and it's gonna be a high scoring game , right ?
Speaker 1because if it's not , you lose money it's gonna be what high scoring game I mean here's the thing is like it's hard to put together outrageous bets without hoping for a large offensive . You you know big offensive game Because , like all the action on betting is on people doing things Like . So the way that you build up those outrageous parlays is by people doing things . If it's a defensive battle that's like 7-3 , I mean there's going to be a lot of disappointed people .
Speaker 2I know I'll be bored .
Speaker 1Unless you're betting high stakes . That's a different story . I'm not . You know what I mean . I'm trying to put a $2 bet in and hit for $300 .
Speaker 2All right , so let's talk about our favorite subject . What kind of food are we having for today's Super Bowl party ? Oh , I can't . I might have to cut that out and say the big game . What are we having for the big game tonight , babe ?
Speaker 1Did you think I was frozen I ?
Speaker 2did .
Speaker 1Oh , I was good , I smoked a brisket .
Speaker 1Let's talk about that brisket a little bit , because it did get away from me . The last brisket I made , super didn't like it . Normally in my smoker , like a , you know , seven to eight pound piece of brisket , takes about 18 hours , and today it took about 12 . And last night , yeah , and the only thing that I can come up with is it's that beautiful layer of fat that I put on the bottoms and it just allowed that something to happen with the moisture , and no one knows what exactly happened out there , but it was a magical thing .
Speaker 2It's a brisket mystery .
Speaker 1It was brisket history . Brisket history made right here .
Speaker 2It might be brisket history . It's damn good .
Speaker 1No , but it does taste really good . We , we're gonna have brisket you're making . This is what I'm most excited for those , these philly cheesesteak balls yeah for you don't . For those of you that don't know , we here in the reed household are the master of balls we're the ball kings and queens .
Speaker 1We're the ball kings and queens . We're the ball kings of East Moxham , no , but seriously , we always are making some kind of balls , whether it's meatballs , sausage , crab balls , the balls that you make with the pizza stuff in them , or the breakfast like stuff , the sausage , um , but the ones today are going to be Philly cheesesteak and they , they are going to be X , x , e , e , e , e , E , e , e , E , e , e , E , e , e , E , e E eagles .
Speaker 2Exceptional is what they are going to be , because we took real steak , maybe not porterhouse , it was just like no it was uh , yeah , I picked out ones .
Speaker 1So I don't necessarily look at the cake . Well , the cake I don't necessarily look at the cake . I don't necessarily look at the cut when I'm buying steak . I mean , I do because I'm a steak procurer of epic proportions and so I look at as a meat enthusiast , I look for the ones with the best marbling , regardless of cut . Because sometimes at the grocery store these cows , I don't know where they'd be getting them from , but Mexico or something we need to get back to American farm and American beef . And because these Mexican cows , man , they're marbling , it might be the shoulder blade cut , it'll just be looking beautiful and then you'll get the ribeye and it'll be hardly anything . I don't get it .
Speaker 2Either way . He ran it through the meat processor , ground it up and I laid it up with all kinds of spices and it's been marinated in the spice overnight and I'm going to throw a little clip up here later , when I'm finished , of the finished project . Everything's a project to me . The finished project is going to be so . It's beef and mozzarella and onion and bisquick and you know , make it all , mash it all up into little balls and bake them in the oven and they are going to be tasty . The only thing I haven't decided on yet is whether or not I'm going to make , like , make a horseradish dip to go with .
Speaker 1I don't know though , Honestly , I'll probably do some ketchup with some mayonnaise .
Speaker 2Are you making that fancy sauce again ?
Speaker 1Just because that's what I like on she's Safe .
Speaker 2But what I'm most looking forward to for tonight's big game bonanza is pierogies .
Speaker 1Ooh from Bubba's .
Speaker 2Bubba's Bubba's in Greensburg .
Speaker 1Pennsylvania Bubba's .
Speaker 2Bubba's Bubba's in Greensburg , Pennsylvania .
Speaker 1Bubba's Takeout yeah , they are my favorite pierogies . Yeah , we stopped by there the other night picked up some pizza . Yeah , their pizza's great . That's the beautiful part about it it is good . You just go in there for the pierogies , but then you get the treat of some of the best , Like they say . They call it Detroit deep dish style , but it's , it's onion . I call it Greensburg style because it's unique , because it is sort of deep dish but not total deep Right . I call it medium dish pizza .
Speaker 2I like that . I like that . What else is it ? Chicken lips , chicken lips , that's where . I like that . What else is it ?
Speaker 1Chicken lips Chicken lips that's where I was going . Next , the chicken lips , which they call them chicken lips . They're nothing more than they're boneless wings . They're just chunked up chicken fried in little bites Like you get at KFC or Popeye's or wherever . Boneless wings you get them everywhere , but bonus wings at Taco Bell Nuggets . Whatever you want to call them , it's all the same . It's a I will die . My mom used to do that when we were kids .
Speaker 2What .
Speaker 1Like instead of nuggets she would just buy chicken breast and chunk them up and fry them . That's like you know what I mean , how we had nuggets a lot of times .
Speaker 2My kids loved my homemade nuggets .
Speaker 1What's that ?
Speaker 2My kids loved my homemade nuggets .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , but we weren't running around calling them boneless wings . That's some shit .
Speaker 2The restaurant Well , because nobody was eating wings back then , like wings weren't a thing until like the mid to late 80s , I think . I mean , obviously they've always been a thing right , it's a part of the chicken , but they weren't like coveted , they didn't have their own knights .
Speaker 1They didn't have any value . My grandma said they used to give them away .
Speaker 2Give them to the house you wanted the wings .
Speaker 1They'd be like you want the wings , take them , bitch . Hey , I don't know why the butcher turned into Andrew Dice Clay . Right there , buddy , you want the wings , take them , bitch oh .
Speaker 2I thought you were going to do that with the chicken lips , chicken cut lips .
Speaker 1But back to their chicken lips . I somehow ended up at andrew dice . But back to their chicken lips . They're amazing . They're my favorite like product , like like boneless wing . They're my favorite one like that I've had .
Speaker 2They're so good yeah , like , hands down , the best I've ever tasted , because they're not too bready like I'll like . Think about sheets , boneless wings , how much crunchy breading . That's great , but I don't want a breading ball , I want chicken right , a lot of boneless wings .
Speaker 1They put that like almost like a fried chicken coating , in the sense of like that real , like the crispy fried chicken coating right if you order the crispy at kfFC or something like , where it's lots of crumble on there .
Speaker 2I'm just laughing . I feel like there was something else food related we wanted to talk about this week , though I can't remember . No , I mean , I'm just super excited about tonight's meal .
Speaker 1I'm excited about the kielbasa sauerkraut pierogies . But yeah , just wrap that up there with Bubba's Takeout Greensburg . The pierogies are phenomenal . So many different choices . You can get them frozen , you can get them deep fried . You can get them boiled . You can get them . You know , however you want them , you can get everything . You can
Comedy Shows and Moving Plans
Speaker 1get their pizza , get their chicken lips . I've never had anything else there , but I'm sure it's freaking delicious . Next time I'm getting a sausage sandwich , buddy , you better believe it . You better believe it .
Speaker 2Well , and they have dessert pierogies too . They have strawberries and cream . They have leclerc , which is prune .
Speaker 1Prune butter .
Speaker 2Yeah , they have . Do they have an Oreo one ? I can't remember I think you made . Oh , I do make Oreo purries , but Okay , we got to get off food because I'm getting hungry now .
Speaker 1I'm thinking can I eat a brisket ?
Speaker 2You can . You certainly can eat a brisket sandwich . I'm definitely can I eat a brisket .
Speaker 1You can . You certainly can eat a brisket sandwich .
Speaker 2Oh , I'm definitely going to . What else ? Oh , so let's chat , not we I always say we because we're like a package , but you do your own thing and I do my own thing , so you've got some comedy shows coming up . We have next Friday , valentine's Day Chess Springs . Do your own thing and I do my own thing , so you've got some comedy shows coming up .
Speaker 1You've got we up . Next , uh , friday , valentine's day . Uh , chess springs in chess . Chess springs tavern in chess springs , pennsylvania . It's up there near carol town somewhere . I don't know how these things work . Um , I'm not from northern cambria .
Speaker 1It's referred to as but uh , and then we got coming up . Is it the 21st ? Yeah , is the Railroaders Museum in Altoona . That's going to be a ton of fun . Can't wait for that one with Scott , kelly and Ridge , so that'll be fun . That's who Chess Springs is with too , so that'll be fun . A little terrible trio Altoona comedians I guess you could say something like that . Two comedians I guess you could say something like that . But then April 26th , then , right here in Johnstown at the Masonic Temple , a charity for mental health , suicide awareness Going to be on that show . Going to be some really , really good comedians on there coming in from out of town . Going to be a lot of fun . Tickets for that are going to be going on sale real soon and we'll definitely let you guys know how to get those , because it's for a great cause and , yeah , that'll be a lot of fun . I'm really looking forward to it .
Speaker 2Yeah , and it's hosted .
Speaker 1I'm looking forward to doing comedy two minutes from my house , literally two minutes . I can't wait right . And it's hosted by a local , uh , hosted by local legend frank george .
Speaker 2Local legend frank george of the old by georgian downtown . His family owned that for years , decades , and so I will be promoting the heck out of that . Oh , I know what I wanted to say . I gotta talk about it . I know I put a little post up about it , the um . But so casey's in pittsburgh has reopened there , or it's not reopened . They're doing a friday night open mic and um not gonna say that somebody tricked the crowd into coming up thinking that they were gonna sing karaoke afterwards , but it was a great effing crowd .
Speaker 1We're not going to say that , but someone tricked the crowd into coming up by telling them our karaoke efforts . Yes , that's exactly what happened . Uh , no , it resulted in about 10 more than that age girls sitting in the front , three rows that , as you expected , like screamed after every little thing and babe is the man he is the man . They were excited . Personally , I didn't like it well , they love people cheering and stuff .
Speaker 1but what I don't like is when you're like yelling at the wrong plate Like I wanted to lead them , and you can't lead college age girls to yell at the right places .
Speaker 2It was fantastic , though I had a blast anyways , no it was fun .
Speaker 1It was , it was totally fun . I'm not saying , I'm just saying if I'm picking a room , I'd rather talk to no one right , oh , and the other thing .
Speaker 2Oh , I know . So on our New Year's Eve episode , we alluded to the fact that we were going to be moving to Austin . The results came back and Mari has found out that that's a lie , just kidding . We changed our minds , like human adults do , and we decided we be me , no , I'm joking we decided that the best place for us to be collectively is going to be Nashville .
Speaker 1So Nashville , nashville , let's go .
Speaker 2Joe Rogan .
Speaker 1Central Tennessee . Let's do it .
Speaker 2I know I was pleading for Pittsburgh . I still stand my ground that Pittsburgh is an awesome comedy spot . But since the rumor is already out there and you already said you were moving um making a comedy mothership in Nashville , go right on ahead , we'll meet you down there .
Speaker 1in about six months he toyed with the idea . Let's not go spreading rumors .
Speaker 2It's what I do .
Speaker 1But , yes , no , I think that if you're going to do that , that's the best place to do it . Um , no , but it's just a funner . It's a fun place . It's a great place . We're having a good time .
Speaker 2That's it . There is such high potential so many of the people that we love and respect so much live down there that there's a chance that we could run into anybody you never know . We could run into Theo Vaughn . We could run into Jelly Roll . We could run into my vaughn . We could run into jelly roll . We could run into my idol dress , idol bunny . We could run into sean brock who else ?
Speaker 1none of that even matters , the only person I want to be , I want to . I'm going to get some leaves to dusty sleigh .
Speaker 2I'll get some leaves to it you're going to rake up them leaves and drop them off , andake up them leaves and get them to dust ?
Speaker 1no , but it is a great place filled with food , fun and family .
Speaker 2I'm looking forward to going back to see my girl Brandy at Hubba Hubba . Even though they're not doing open mics anymore , they're still doing karaoke .
Speaker 1I'm also looking . I'm looking forward to visiting that Buc-ee's that they were building in Kentucky .
Speaker 2That's what I'm looking forward to .
Speaker 1I think they have a . We're moving to the Remember we were talking about . I was telling you , oh , we were discussing because We'll discuss this Nashville . I mean , tennessee does not have the same laws when it comes to certain things that I enjoy . So I was like , how , you know where to go anyway , cape Girardeau , missouri . So I was watching my where you know where to go anyway , cape Girardeau , missouri . So I was watching my alien show last night . I was watching my alien show last night with my friend Steven and he no , um , I was like there's a show on Netflix with George Knapp did a some kind of thing anyway . When there he's like and he , just out of nowhere , he , he's like Cape Girard . He's like in Cape Girard there was UFOs . Basically is what I'm amounted to . It's a very famous case , very famous .
Speaker 2So we can continue to pretend like we're going to have a UFO hunt someday while we're out there .
Speaker 1Yeah , Because we know UFO hunt weed dispensary . That's true .
Speaker 2All of our vices in one stop .
Speaker 1I cannot wait . Yeah , maybe we should visit Caterham how ?
Speaker 2many of them exist . There's no comedy in .
Speaker 1Caterham .
Speaker 2That's not like a comedy hotspot that I've ever heard of .
Speaker 1You haven't been paying attention .
Speaker 2No , no , I have not .
Speaker 1Not to the St Louis scenes . Greg Ward's out there killing it .
Speaker 2Oh my gosh . So this is going to be the last time that you have to talk about any gossip or celebrity drama with me that you don't want to , Because I'm starting my own show without you and you can't come .
Speaker 1Because it's girls only .
Speaker 2And I promised that I was going to leak the name , so I'm going to leak it right now . The podcast is going to be called Trash Panda Social Club , and my first episode is going to be a cluck of hens . No , just kidding . It's going to be a group of women who are conservative , talking about their open points of view on religion , because they're not all bible beaters and we want to talk about it did you say gaggle of hoes ? Gaggle of hoes , cluck of hens , it's all the same thing .
Speaker 1And also , too , we're going to be kind of experimenting with our podcast here , moving forward Me , you know guests because we're moving on to a little bit different format and you've gotten to know us a little bit . So we're going to be bringing in some guests and just talking shit , not format , and we've you've gotten to know us a little bit , so we're going to be bringing in some guests and just talking shit , not really having necessarily , you know , particular subject that we're going to talk about , okay , so , yeah , so that's going to be fun .
Speaker 1So look out for changes with that . That'll be fun . Um , what else is going on ?
Speaker 2I want to get into .
Speaker 1Dig it let's . Are you digging into baldoni , or what are you doing ?
Speaker 2come on , I am because , like I said , this is the last
Celebrity Gossip and Drama
Speaker 2time that you're stuck talking girl drama with me and gossip well , this isn't um , this is straight up man stuff here this is man stuff . This is man stuff , a man it is .
Speaker 1it's about doni versus ryan reynolds reynolds . Yeah , I wouldn't . My mind went Tony versus Ryan Reynolds Reynolds . Yeah , my mind went to say Godling there , and I knew that , my God , I wouldn't do that to my boy . Oh my God .
Speaker 2No , it's Reynolds , the twat waffle from Canada .
Speaker 1Who's always been a cuck and a retard freaking . You can bleep all this out .
Speaker 2No , I'm not bleeping it out . What are they going to do ? Send a cease and desist on us .
Speaker 1They already got it . No , no , no , he might , he might . He's saving all that money with mobile . No , but people have said that he's a bastard to work with for a long time . People have said that . People said he's a real who it there was a ? Uh , one of the I might even been on the view said I don't know . I'm saying that I have no idea , but it was like a woman on a talk show said that and I feel like it was a famous actress . I don't want to name names because I don't know , but I heard it and they said that he was funny to . You know what I mean he's a funny actor , but he's not funny to be around or fun to be around in real life I know who said it oh it was martha stewart martha stewart , there you go she used to be his neighbor , it was martha , yeah , she used to be his
Speaker 2neighbor . It was Martha . Yeah , she used to be his neighbor and she went on like a podcast , yeah , and she was like I'm going to get in trouble for this because he's my neighbor , but he's just not funny . He's very dry and serious and I can see that . And when they're talking about his insecurities and all that it all plays in . But I mean , scarlett Johansson is like the 10 of 10s . Not only is she gorgeous , but she's brilliant Like , she's smart , she's got money , she's a powerhouse .
Speaker 1She's everything and she's clearly cool . Right and cool Because I mean otherwise you wouldn't be with Jost Right .
Speaker 2I mean , that's a stretch , right , she obviously likes funny guys , right ? It's a type I get it . So , um goddamn chuckle fucker , that's what she is she's a chuckle fucker .
Speaker 1She's a chuckle fucker , I'm bringing that up . She's a . She's a ha ha . She really is a laugh lizard . She's a ha ha . She really is a laugh lizard . She's a clown powder .
Speaker 2But so like . But he cheated on her with Blake lively , and I get that too , cause Blake lively is one of those . She's tricky because she's tricky to wrap around .
Speaker 2No , it's because there are women and I use when I was younger I probably was very much like this . There's a fine balance between being a free spirit and a fucking total psycho and if you don't toe the line like very closely , you land on the psycho side . Blake to be wild and free spirited because she had like out there ideas and she was good at art and fashion and all this and she's a little bit smart Not really , I mean , she's proven herself to be a dumb ass actually . But the mysterious goes away if you don't have like the brains to kind of go behind it and like play the moves . And I told you she got knocked off of her throne this week because if I have never loved Taylor Swift a day in my life , I loved her this week when she came out and had her press team say I am not one of your dragons . Like that's how delulue Blake Lively is . She thinks that Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Swift are the dragons to her Khaleesi and that she's some queen .
Speaker 1Does she come from a famous family ?
Speaker 2No , but she came from money . She lived a very entitled , spoiled little brat life .
Speaker 1And I just thought I remembered looking it up in Dale's Actors .
Speaker 2It's a good thing we have a new tool to play with , because I can just pop that up later .
Speaker 1You can just pop that right in there , fire right in there . But yeah , so no , she uh , but yeah about donnie . I mean what's the ? I mean what's the latest this this week ? I mean I mean , he's just I haven't really heard too much going on . It's just been a lot of like I mean actual action between like what's going on , like you hear people talking about it , but I haven't heard anything new from like their camps .
Speaker 2Well , there's a lot of . There's been lawsuit after lawsuit , after countersuit , so I think the latest I heard is he countersued them again , but it keeps happening . And then I heard that the woman who actually wrote the book it Ends With Us can't think of her name right now . Yeah , whatever you mean , you'll pull it up . Yeah , but um so , colleen hoover , she is actually um suing blake lively for detracting from the movie with all the bullshit I don't know if that's true or not .
Speaker 2I haven't seen anything , but there's allegations that she's going to be suing because there was supposed to be a sequel to this and everybody wants the sequel . But how do you have a sequel you can't like without ?
Speaker 1I mean it's going to look weird . Justin Baldoni , you don't even need to tell me anything . He was with Yaney . That's all I need to know . I don't need any other proof of anything . Now , where does she land on this ?
Speaker 2Does she come out and be like no , I know I need to look that up Because she's usually like a very .
Speaker 1She'll probably take Blake Lively . She's a fucking . What's her name ? She'll probably take Blake Lively .
Speaker 2What's her name ? Is it Gina Rodriguez ?
Speaker 1Gina Rodriguez . I feel like she's going to land on . She's like trying too hard .
Speaker 2I know she's really liberal , but I don't know because she worked with him so closely .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's her guy .
Speaker 2I don't think that she would , because that was the thing that I was thinking about earlier today . I feel like we would have heard this before , because he worked with her so many years and she's not quiet and she probably would have been when Me Too was a thing right . I don't know a thing right .
Speaker 1So I don't know , and not only that , but like rogelio de la vega said that , just about that , he was a stand-up guy , so I mean what more person ?
Speaker 2oh my god , if you guys don't know what we're if you guys don't know what we're talking about , it's jane the virgin making , jane the virgin references but so , speaking of which gossip girl is like my a1 , like that's my go-to I love gossip girl and I back in the day there were rumors that , um , you know , blake lively was really mean to layton meester and to lay Meester , she's the um Blair on , she's the counterpart on the show .
Speaker 1Oh , the main character .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , blake Lively is Blair Underwood yeah . No , not Blair Underwood , but Blake Lively is the one character , and then Leighton Meester is the other character . Blair , and they're best friends , frenemies , the whole things about you . Know their relationship as well , and Blake Lively's relationship with the other kid , but um , Shout out , chuck . Chuck . I do love Chuck on that show , I do .
Speaker 1He was just talking about a guilty pleasure being gossip girls .
Speaker 2Somebody was just talking about his . He goes home to his wife and that's what she wants to watch , so he watches it ?
Speaker 1Yeah , who was it ? What were we listening to that said ? Somebody said that .
Speaker 2I don't . I feel like it was like a football player or something .
Speaker 1Yeah , you know , I think I think you're right . I feel like it was an athlete and they were like what would be surprising to learn or something , Something about watching Gossip Girl . I think it was Justin Tucker .
Speaker 2All right . So we have some food to get ready and you guys are going to get to see that here , but we didn't have a lot going on , but we just wanted to bring you guys back together and say we are still here . There is season two . This is it .
Speaker 1This is the start of it . We've got big things coming . Big things are happening . That's all this is . This is just a little . This was us playing with a new app and you know , you know messing around , since it's been a little while since we recorded anything , so uh , but also to let you know that we'll be back in full swing here then , moving forward .
Speaker 1So yeah , yeah I mean it's , it's gonna be good . So , yes , but uh , we got lots of big things planned . Well , lots of big things coming . Keep an eye out for everything , follow everything , so you can keep up with all my comedy shows , all the stuff we're going to be doing with the podcast and everything else . Welcome to Scott's Thoughts .
Speaker 1And as I sit here , after the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl , the most common thing in commercials last year
Super Bowl Food Predictions
Speaker 1was ribs , barbecue , kansas City style and cheese steaks , and so this year , the most frequent , and so the food from the year before can predict the upcoming Super Bowl . This is what's known as Matthew McConaughey food theory . And so this year's most things crab cakes and cheese . So it's going to be Packers Ravens , unfortunately , and the halftime show will have to be a hungrier rapper than Kendrick Lamar . He's skinny , he can't eat anything . No , fat Joe , he's skinny , he can't eat anything . He's thinking . And no , fat joe can't , he's on a zumbik , he's not going to be able to . I guess we'll get rick ross out there . He can eat um , ah , and dj khaled and rick ross um will somehow be involved in the halftime show . That's all I know , because they'll be eating um , the said crab cakes and cheese . So those are Scott's thoughts .
Speaker 1Have a good one , and if nobody's told you today stay trashy , Deuces .
