Gilded Trash
Ride shotgun with Comedian Scott Reed and Creator AlannaB as they travel the country in search of ...what? When they figure it out, you'll be the first to know!
Gilded Trash
Yinz Old Acquaintance Be Forgot
Ready to journey back to the year 2000 with a playful nod to nostalgia and enjoy some rib-tickling humor? We kick off the episode with a lively debate on Conan O'Brien's comedic genius while reminiscing about how Gilded Trash emerged from a challenging period to become a lively podcast adventure. From quiet New Year's celebrations to Scott's brave foray into stand-up comedy, we recount the highs of our year and dive into the pop culture landscape of 2024, where National Treasure might just make a grand comeback and Diddy is making headlines once again.
Our love for drive-in movie theaters takes center stage as we humorously navigate through childhood memories and cultural stereotypes. Whether it's the aromatic allure of peppered chicken tenders or the spontaneous joy of a drive-in movie, we explore the simple pleasures that bring us back to an era filled with culinary adventures. Our fondness for iconic foods leads us to Philadelphia and Baltimore, savoring legendary sandwiches and quirky karaoke nights amidst cherished museum visits and road trip escapades.
As our culinary journey wraps up, we reflect on hosting a comedy show and our aspirations for the podcast's future, all while sharing a whimsical appreciation for life’s little mysteries. A whirlwind road trip to Ohio and a playful exchange about the peculiarities of family gatherings add a touch of humor and nostalgia. With wise words from celebrities like Lil Wayne and Leslie Jordan, we find inspiration in the mundane, leaving you with a chuckle and perhaps a new perspective on the trash can wisdom of life.
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All right, happy New Year. Happy New Year.
Speaker 2:Depending on when you're listening to this, you could have already celebrated New Year's Eve, or maybe you're listening to us right before the countdown.
Speaker 1:It's the year 2000. In the year 2000.
Speaker 2:25.
Speaker 1:Do you remember that bit on Conan?
Speaker 2:Yes, I hated that In the year 2000. I hated Conan O'Brien I love Conan for so many reasons I hated that show he's a genius. I hated that show. He's a genius. I don't like him at all. I love him sorry.
Speaker 1:I love him. Conan, do not listen to everybody.
Speaker 2:Andy, don't listen to her meanwhile, one writing gig that I'm ever going to get on my life is going to be a kind of brian thing, and he's going to hear this and be like, no, fuck you. So what happened in 2024? So many so many things many things I don't even know what you get.
Speaker 1:They discovered that Epstein's List was a Playfair cipher. I love the movie National Treasure. You guys remember that movie back in the day. I think they should update it though, just like cut to the trailer. And it's like Nick Cage and he's like Epstein's List is a Playfair cipher. There's a map in the back it leads you to Diddy's Lair.
Speaker 2:We did, oh my gosh, so many things. I don't even know like New Year's was relatively boring for us this past year. I don't think we did anything at all for New Year's. We stayed in, went to bed at 10pm, we were old, we were old. We were old because Alana B was having a mental health crisis and when I woke up from said mental health crisis, the podcast was born.
Speaker 1:It was a new year the podcast was born on a little night in Bethlehem.
Speaker 2:The podcast was reborn, yes, so out of that came the inspiration for gilded trash. We're doing this, babe, so we gotta tell everybody who we are. I'm Alana B. I'm Alana B. Why do I sound so country when I say that I'm Scott Reed? Are you sure about that?
Speaker 1:Scott Reed. I'm the comedian Scott Reed the comedian Scott. Reed, or a comedian Scott Reed.
Speaker 2:I'm the comedian Scott Reed the concept of Gilded Trash was born out of a vibe of people who we just meet like gilded trash is just people and places and things that are great in spite of themselves in spite of themselves. I love that.
Speaker 1:The trash you never know, when you're digging up trash, whether that trash will be killed it or if it's just regular trash, and in which case you discard it and then we quickly set in motion a whole bunch of things that sometimes you just have to jump.
Speaker 2:I became a comedian. Yeah, he became a comedian. Yeah, he became a comedian. I mean, to be clear, very low level.
Speaker 1:So I've been hearing this term California sober a lot. Anybody know this. I always like to say when I meet somebody like that, I'm Pennsylvania sober, so it's just icy light and fentanyl for me.
Speaker 2:To be clear, he was always a comedian. He just took it to the streets, I guess.
Speaker 1:Took it to the streets right to the streets fighting tooth and nail, scrapping the kid pie. Um no, I mean a lot happened this year. I mean we did, we did a ton. It's always crazy looking back on a year because it seems like it goes by fast, but then when you think about like what you did in that year, you're like holy crap, we did so. Yeah, so many things, so many places, nashville for vacation, that was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nashville was awesome yeah mean we've done so many things. Look at all the different comedy stuff we've done. Look at all the I mean solve the murder too along the bandwagon. It's a true crime. Special Tune in to find out what's the deal with murder. Dr Mankiewicz, he's done it. He's worked every case. We just have done a lot. We pack it in.
Speaker 2:We do pack it in.
Speaker 1:We pack it in boy.
Speaker 2:Pack it up. That's a sin. The year wasn't as long as we thought. You already skipped the whole way to March. We went to Nashville. You skipped the whole way to March. No to nashville.
Speaker 1:You skipped the whole way to march no, we talked about, I mean we did comedy, but I mean, like that's what I'm saying, you guys, we've been kept abreast of what we've been up to yeah, yeah because we talk about it.
Speaker 2:We talk about it but what else was happening in the world?
Speaker 1:so I mean lots happened. They got diddy, they got diddy, they got him buddy, which is crazy because, like, if you think about it, like I mean there was a point where, like he was huge Back when Biggie died and stuff you know more about that, because I'm not well versed in. Hip hop culture. Hip hop, it's fine. Just say you're racist, alabama Jones, over here.
Speaker 2:I like hip-hop music. No, I didn't Very specific.
Speaker 1:Not like I do.
Speaker 2:Tupac, biggie, lil Wayne and Drake.
Speaker 1:Lil.
Speaker 2:Wayne, drake skis, lil Wayne and Drake. Those are the four. That's it. That's as far as it goes for me. Wu-tang I mean, but they're not hip-hop, they're like the real deal. But that's back in the day, wu-tang's like the thing of their home. But that's about it. I mean like I listened to it growing up. But I don't pay attention to connections.
Speaker 1:You can't name all three Beastie Boys.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 1:Beastie Boys. Who Beastie Boys? Yeah, I said you can't name all three Beastie Boys.
Speaker 2:Mike D Ad-Rock. Down with Ad-Rock, mike D, and you ain't. No, I can't. I don't know who. The third one is Okay, well, mike D Ad-Rock and somebody there's one more.
Speaker 1:I don't, I don't know, there is one you were scared that when I started rapping, no, I was like I'm going to find out who the third one is.
Speaker 2:Probably the one that died of cancer. No, I feel really bad.
Speaker 1:No, I think that was. Regardless, it don't matter yeah. I don't know we don't know, I don't know, we don't know. We'll find out immediately.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to wrap up one of his yeah, his songs. There are songs in my head and I can't.
Speaker 1:I know the worst part about it is they always tell you who they are.
Speaker 2:I don't know um what we were talking about.
Speaker 1:This was for because I said we're hip-hop oh, hip-hop culture? Yeah, because I don't so like because I said about we were talking about Diddy yeah, but I'm on like um Diddy.
Speaker 2:No, I'm on TikTok and so I'm hearing like all the noise from everybody. What's that lady's name that I always bring up? I can't think of her name, but she's always. It's like her name's like Cougar or Portia or like something like that Jaguar. Right, that's her name. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and she is constant.
Speaker 1:I mean, there's a video All the time talking about Diddy. I mean, there's a video All the time talking about Diddy she's got.
Speaker 2:I don't know what she knows or doesn't know, but I get all my tea from Jaguar. When she comes up on my feet, I'm listening and there's always a new connection.
Speaker 1:I mean, the bottom of the line is, and the one thing that we always find is powerful people abuse their power.
Speaker 2:It's a tale as old as time, right They've never. Not A tale as old as right they've never not, I mean it was the oldest time. Yeah, like I'm not even going to go into the history of all that, but yeah, absolutely, people in power abuse it when, if you were a shitty person before you had money, you're going to be a shitty person after you.
Speaker 1:Right, there's no change in that like sorry and I mean we, like I'll go back to it. I mean divvy, did he had Tupac killed? We've all seen the movie. We know for a fact his friend zip, we know all about it Thanks to Greg Kading oh, that's a big documentary. But I mean, yeah, no, I mean I always thought he was a shitty musician. The only thing that, the biggest thing that did he ever did?
Speaker 1:was Biggie that I like you know, like he was responsible for all that. Like I mean, back in the day I like that. I mean he had a lot of people like 112, 112. That was a bad boy. It was 112, biggie Shine, the Lox, mace and him Puffy and that was like pretty much it Right and I was a big part of that. I did love Mace too. Yeah, I loved Mace and Bad Boy back in the day, bad Boy for life. Please don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2:You were just the whitest person you have ever been in a moment.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, please don't um what else happened, though so did he we had the election that was a late november from march I know that they were talking about it for months. Biden stepped down yeah and kamala paris, kamala paris, kamala. Har Harris stepped in and took over as president and she was on the show for a while. She'll be out here in a couple weeks actually yeah, it's less than a month now, I think oh my, it's like two weeks the changing of the guard.
Speaker 2:I cannot wait.
Speaker 1:I'm going to storm the capital they tried to shoot him.
Speaker 2:No less, I better not say that don't arrest me um yeah but that's the other thing that's coming out is there was no technical storming in the capital. They're like there's a lot of things being uncovered. Let's not go there on tiktok that no, let's not no, I'm telling you, there there was. I'm not saying, it didn't happen, obviously to happen, obviously people died.
Speaker 1:But well, no, I don't care about the people dying, I don't even care about the thing. I just it was a, it was a. I mean, those guys weren't insurrected, nothing. What are they going to do? Beat the military when they come in like they weren't going anywhere with it.
Speaker 1:That's exactly it but regardless of any of that, yeah, but I mean there has been a lot of political upheaval this year. I mean because we did have like presidential assassination attempts. That's a big deal. We haven't had one in quite some time. No, I know, um, I love a good one. Stop it. No. No, I'm saying like I I want it if you ask me. I want some jfk little shit. I want governments hiding it up for the next 80 years. I want a mystery. I want a gunman on the grassy knoll. No, we got fucking dick licker, window licker from Wendy's taking pot shots.
Speaker 2:I know it was kind of like anti.
Speaker 1:Who's this?
Speaker 2:dork. Yeah, exactly, and do we still really know? Okay, the only thing that we're going to say about the elephant in the room, which is what happened in Butler, pa, yesterday.
Speaker 1:So the shooter the attempted Trump shooter was from Bethel Park, which is another suburb of Pittsburgh, and there's a really good pizza place out there. I've never been there, but I know by reading Facebook comments how good a pizza place it's going to be at. It's like an innate ability that I have that it just transcends space and time, that I'm able to sense the way people are talking about pizza, whether or not it will truly be good I think that maybe has something to do with it, because that pizza is just so good.
Speaker 1:It got them like fired up.
Speaker 2:Perhaps.
Speaker 1:So then we're talking about pizza, and the reason you even know about any pizza in Bethel Park, pennsylvania, it's because of Pittsburgh Pizza Hoagies and Wings Facebook group, Facebook group which I read about 700 posts a day from Facebook group which I read about 700 posts a day from and which I get to hear the summary of.
Speaker 2:every single evening. After we get off work, we meet on the couch and we discuss all of the hoagie posts of the day.
Speaker 1:Hoagie posts of the day. Hoagie posts of the day. Kfc brought the Twister back for a very limited time. That was huge. What other did they bring? Anything else?
Speaker 2:No, they brought the Twister back and you didn't like it. No I didn't get it.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't get the Twister. They never had it here.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Remember and I never got it.
Speaker 2:But now that new comeback sauce, I'm going to keep on coming back Now can we talk about KFC for a second, Because we've had some very, very horrible experiences with KFC Horrible.
Speaker 1:In Japan it's a Christmas tradition, so we'll talk about it now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to go to Japan to get the Christmas.
Speaker 1:KFC Get the good KFC.
Speaker 2:Because they're making it good. I bet yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, I guarantee you the KFC that you get in Japan or Korea or Vietnam. Guarantee A hundred times better.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Than American, I guarantee it, I've never even had it.
Speaker 2:Well, first of, all because Asians put love into all their food. They put their heart and soul into their food. When they're cooking it, I can feel it in every bite of cat and dog that I mean no, I'm just joking. Oh, speaking of cat and dog. That I mean, no, I'm just joking. Oh, speaking of cat and dogs.
Speaker 1:They're eating cat and dog.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, we have people eating cats and dogs that happened.
Speaker 1:That was fun and we gave our cat away to the town where they were eating them. No, not really, not really.
Speaker 2:They weren't eating cats there, they were just invaded by haitians, right, that was a different thing.
Speaker 1:the venezuelan gang, oh yeah, that didn't happen here, but yeah, they're coming back now I heard they're making a comeback. They're coming back for part two baby.
Speaker 2:What are they called? Trente de Agua or something I don't know? Trente de Agua?
Speaker 1:You just summoned the container with that shit. You better keep that fucking. What do they call it?
Speaker 2:Keep that, santa. You better keep that fucking that. What do they keep that santa rio away from me. Buddy, what's chandejo? Isn't that like 13? Waters like what I don't know what it translates to yeah, I don't even know the name we're gonna say this again I don't speak spanish and we're gonna say this again we don't know the name of the gang. It's something I don't think that's. They're gonna come back. They're getting hemmed up in Colorado right now Big comeback.
Speaker 1:We had a new Ghostbusters drop this year Prison Empire. Not as good as the other one, afterlife, but still good.
Speaker 2:Sorry.
Speaker 1:Still good. Oh, and new Beetlejuice. We went to see that.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:That was fun At the drive-in movie theaters.
Speaker 2:I love the drive-in. If you have never been to a drive-in movie theater Go right now.
Speaker 1:You need to drive to wherever there's one open.
Speaker 2:To the closest one.
Speaker 1:Do you know where? The first drive-in that I ever went to was Texas, when we went to see. When we went to see when we went to texas when I was a teenager, when we drove down we went to the drive-in movie theater and they were still doing car loads. Yeah, it was like nine bucks for a whole load of popcorn. We watched the movie I think it was called cats and dogs that is a movie and then the I don't remember what the other movie was I loved it.
Speaker 1:I mean it felt very much like the texas't remember what the other movie was. I loved it. I mean it felt very much like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, though, because it was like an old barn. It just felt like that's where it was filmed.
Speaker 2:The- movie yeah, even though you were a child.
Speaker 1:I mean, I still knew I was like 14. Oh okay, per se. Oh right, right, right, right right. I definitely knew what Texas Chainsaw Massacre was, even when I didn't know what the scary, even when I wasn't allowed to watch them One time. So, marsha, you know Marsha Wagner, she, her son. She had two sons, Ed and John, and I would add, they were a lot older than me, and when they they too. I, ed, came over to babysit us a couple of times, but I would always ask him about different horror movie characters and he would tell me I'd be like what's Jason do? What's Freddy crude? Cause I wasn't allowed to watch him.
Speaker 2:What did they say about Covey and Bonds?
Speaker 1:What did they say about Covey and Bonds in this school?
Speaker 2:I love it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that was my introduction to the different horror movie characters, and then, of course, I watched them myself shortly thereafter, probably.
Speaker 2:But your very first drive-in was in Texas, texas. I love a good drive-in movie.
Speaker 1:And then I didn't go to another one until Whoa, that's my thing. I mean, my hometown has a. Yeah, there's a bunch of them around here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's three. There's one that's three miles away from us, there's one that's probably about 15 miles away from us and there's one that's about 28 miles away from us.
Speaker 1:Western Pennsylvania is loaded with drive-thrus actually.
Speaker 2:Drive-in movies not drive-thrus yeah. They're loaded with drive-thrus too. They're loaded with drive-thrus too.
Speaker 1:No, but yeah, they are but here's the question about a good drive-in movie theater. What's the snap part like?
Speaker 2:That's all you care about.
Speaker 1:I start looking at it ahead of time, what am I getting? Tenders. Some of them got the best chicken tenders. Where were we that had great chicken tenders?
Speaker 2:I mean, we've been to so many. We literally try to hit every drive-in movie in western Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1:We've been to just about all of them.
Speaker 2:I think we've been to 17. The last I checked drive-in movie theaters, and where was that? Where was those chicken tenders? I think we've been to 17. The last I checked Something like that, something like that, driving maybe to the other ones, and where was that from? Where was those chicken tenders? Oh, was it down at Stephen City originally? I think they had a good snack bar, didn't they? Stephen City does have a good snack bar.
Speaker 1:It might have been the chicken sandwiches that they had, very peppery, very delicious, very peppery, very delicious, very peppery, very delicious. Do you love a good peppered?
Speaker 2:chicken. Do I Peppered chicken?
Speaker 1:Do I love a peppered chicken patty? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2:Oh, my land though.
Speaker 1:Nothing like sweet peppered, pickled peppered chicken patties, peppered chicken patties. My favorite, though, was the ones that when KFC used to have the old school chicken littles you know what I'm talking about, not this shit they try to pass off with a tender in it. Who they kidding? This guy grew up on Franklin Street, buddy. I know Because Pappy Minnick used to stop on the way into our house. He'd bring in a little chicken with a. It was like a dark meat mesh of crap covered in original recipe Mayonnaise.
Speaker 2:Speaking of which, one of the things that we're talking about doing in 2025, and by we I mean me, and then Scott's going to do it, because I say is test kitchen. I mean, clearly, there's a recurring theme through every single episode that we have it's food, we love food, we cook food, we talk about food, we go to restaurants. Scott eats food. I do eat food, not as much as I used to, but I try which.
Speaker 1:So not only do I love food, but you also know that I love to cook food. Yeah, like I spend. You know I obsess over it rudders is coming to johnston. I am so yeah, I'm super egg rolls. The little sausage things in the morning with the french toast around them taste nostalgia. Nostalgia is the best I love, it tastes so good.
Speaker 2:It tastes so good, then you can go to the drive-in movies and get popcorn.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you what, though. Yeah, it'd be like tasting a romeo's soap, oh christ. And there's something about a bowling alley. Pizza smell that's different than other. Smells. Pizza smelling coming from a pizza shop smells like pizza Right, right but pizza coming from a bowling alley smells like pizza and it's like I don't know if it's the shoes or the wood floors.
Speaker 2:There's a sourness behind it, but there's like a scent to it, that's like it's not necessarily good or bad.
Speaker 1:It also smells like skating rink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh my God, so it's the same smell.
Speaker 1:Bobby Salami, I have one word.
Speaker 2:Joyland, joyland Woo.
Speaker 1:That chicken sandwich, son? Oh, my dear Lord, that was. If you learn nothing else.
Speaker 2:Like I love it. Yeah, I love it. Roll in seafood.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was. If you learn nothing else like I love, yeah, I love it roll in seafood. Yeah, that was really good that that lobster piece of deal boy. Let me tell you what they were losing money on this thing because, there was so much lobster in that thing what's on your rider? Uh, orange tic tacs, three packs jug of Gallagher's diet 50-50. I have some ghosts I could get behind buddy oh I can some ghosts?
Speaker 1:phantom tossing pizzas. Phantom pepperoni smells in the air. Who's cooking stromboli? Oh, that's the ghost, mmm the devil and a trip around the kitchen. Ooh, the best bologna you'll ever eat.
Speaker 2:The best bologna you'll ever eat the best bologna. Shout out.
Speaker 1:Booker's Meats, McKnight's Town yes, Right outside of Gettysburg, Count Chocula Frankenberry Booberry.
Speaker 2:Booberry. Now they got this new bitch.
Speaker 1:I don't like caramella. I don't want caramel flavored cereal. No, thank you. The love of snacks that I have comes from my grandma. Well, my grandma was a snack pusher.
Speaker 2:He's the reason I think that I love Cajun food. To be honest with you, I even eat butter.
Speaker 1:If I'm leaving this world, I want one last slice Pizza. I love pizza. I just want to give a special shout out there to for our Johnstown listeners.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:My favorite pizza in Johnstown.
Speaker 2:Hands down.
Speaker 1:JR Sportsden.
Speaker 2:JR Sportsden.
Speaker 1:Even when you visit fast food places, it depends on who's working. You know what I mean. You can go to a McDonald's and have a great experience if somebody takes the time and the love to make that burger correctly. Yeah, I mean I love seafood too, obviously. Sure, I mean I love underwater bug meat. But the term hoagie, hoagie, the term hoagie it comes from, like out in you know, philadelphia, so we get home late, be you know, wake up hung over the next day and her dad would always make tons of eggs, toast, bacon, sausages my dad's heard in Italian every time he's talking about food I have no clue about but yeah, waffle House is fantastic.
Speaker 1:I love any 24-hour breakfast establishment like 24-hour IHOP. Ihop is like Waffle House's stupid uppity bitch sister. There's a strip club in West Virginia called the Huddle Club. Is that where you have breakfast? You criticize them, and I mean this in the best way possible. I don't want Rocky on my bad side.
Speaker 2:No, we love Rocky.
Speaker 1:Now, I love and they deserve. But the thing is is there's what I'm gonna say is, in every town there's an Italian pizza guy that tells customers like the reason that they loved it the most is they loved to fry and eat its seeds the seeds Fried weed seeds Fried weed seeds. The Romans loved it. It was like a big thing with them. They loved it. Ate it up. You might be able to if you own an Italian restaurant. I'm giving it a go.
Speaker 2:Fried weed seeds.
Speaker 1:I like seeds, they say something real fancy in Italian we're breaking a dish with a fried wheat. I went to New Jersey rehab once and came back with an Italian accent.
Speaker 2:Which isn't hard.
Speaker 1:I was like I got down there eating hoagies and some pizzas, and I went down and got a couple of pies and you know hanging out smoking cigarettes. What do your families make? What do your families make? Now, I don't know why it came out like that, but um, every time he's talking about food he turns. Italian. I start to get it. It starts to come out like you'll see this trend. It's happened in several episodes it's more fun to say hoagies than it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's more fun to say hoagies than it's happened.
Speaker 1:It is yeah, it is more fun to say, hoagies is more fun to say, however, your accent is hoagies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because it's hoagies. If you're from my neck of the woods, it's hoagies. Food was all by the church and it was no, I love funeral food I love funeral. So much so that it's in his jokes Trades.
Speaker 1:I love the assemble your own sandwich like buffet.
Speaker 2:Right and a funeral Cheese platter with all the things on it. Are you kidding me? I know, I know. God rest his soul, whoever it is Obviously the main thing I love about hunting is fucking deer jerky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean jerky, of course, and banana.
Speaker 2:So, speaking of pies, one of my very, very favorite things around the holidays is pecan. Anything I love pecans. I love candied pecans, pecan. Is it pecan or pecan? Well, I'm going to say pecan. You say it how you want it. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I love corn bun. I love corn bun. That's going to be a wild sequence. I could.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my goodness and I just like my mom's with the marshmallows on too, because I just love toasty, roasty marshmallow burnt marshmallows are my favorite flavor but I love, no, I love the fresh cranberry salad too, like grandma fugal makes um, so what? What did we have the other night? Oh so I made breaded jalapenos and we were talking about that would be good on like a good burger. But oh, I know what it was you made shoestring French fries and then I was like what is?
Speaker 1:homemade shoestring French fries.
Speaker 2:Homemade.
Speaker 1:Extra shoestring.
Speaker 2:Extra shoestring. French fries Homemade. Extra shoestring, extra shoestring. So what if? What if we took a Primani Brothers sandwich and ordered it with no fries?
Speaker 1:And added our own Added our own Shoestring Thin cut.
Speaker 2:Crispy they're so crispy and then do a taste test with the original. Like the og with their thicker cut, I would love to have a series where I make foods that are at restaurant.
Speaker 1:Like you, let me into mcdonald's and make me a big mac. I'm gonna make it the right way. First off, we're using quarter pounder patties, fresh. You know what I'm saying. Like yeah, you do it. Like the way that it. Like if you really wanted to do it, you would do it nobody can make a cheddar bay biscuit like I can but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Like you would have access, you would be taking real things and just making them like with good stuff, tweak up better, yeah well I mean the lettuce that you make with the flavor Seasoned lettuce.
Speaker 2:There's so many things that I could eat seasoned lettuce Lettuce, lettuce eat, lettuce eat seasoned lettuce Lettuce. Lettuce. Oh, I like it. Oh, speaking of that, can somebody please tell me how to pronounce broccoli rabe?
Speaker 1:Broccoli rabe.
Speaker 2:Rob.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Is that the real way to pronounce it, or is that the way that Vinny on?
Speaker 1:No, that's the real way. I've heard a lot of different food people talk about broccoli rabe.
Speaker 2:It looks amazing.
Speaker 1:I want to try it On a pork on a. It was a place in philly the pork nicks or vicks or dicks, it's some. It's like a famous sandwich roast pork with broccoli rye oh really, it's as famous as the cheesesteak In the greatest sandwiches in America. In the battle it beat out the cheesesteak to be the top sandwich of Philadelphia. It went on to the final round. Yeah, john's roast pork maybe.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:You don't know about this, nobara. It's at the the market thing. You know what I'm talking about the big the thing yeah, the thing yeah the right internal market.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's right to philly, so I can try broccoli gravy I need a philly open mic night anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah. And I need some philly pizza. People's shit on philly pizza, philly pizza. Philly is like one of the greatest cities for any kind of sandwich hoagie, uh, pizza, anything like that.
Speaker 2:They have great chinese food since we're talking about philly and chinese food, and I don't think we covered this on any of our episodes and it didn't happen in 2024, but it did indeed happen when we were in chinatown yes walking into.
Speaker 1:We were looking for karaoke, yeah, and we walked into this place and I thought we were in china yes I didn't know they were like in there with the flowers.
Speaker 2:They're like and literally everybody was eating and looked up like eating chinese style.
Speaker 1:They weren't even like eating american style.
Speaker 2:They were like in the low tables with their shoes off not shoes we walk in japanese and all of a sudden everybody just turns because we were the only white people in the vicinity of the whole block the place. We found that was cool and that was like everybody oh yeah, oh yeah, that was like a world karaoke stage. First of all, the bartender just brought you the microphone yeah, you didn't have to get up you didn't have to get up I'd be just that face was gold, but yeah.
Speaker 2:So we had so much fun at that karaoke joint but we almost didn't find it because we walked into the wrong karaoke joint.
Speaker 1:And that pizza, mmm, that pizza. I had Lights out, lights out. They do things out there good.
Speaker 2:Is that the place where they drop the whole pizza off at the hotel room? And then you ended up eating it afterwards.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dakota, I had the pizza and I ate the rest.
Speaker 2:Is that also? No, that was not where we went to that really good museum.
Speaker 1:No, that was in Baltimore.
Speaker 2:That was in Baltimore, the Walters Art Museum. I'm not big in Baltimore.
Speaker 1:That was in Baltimore, the Walters Art Museum. Yes, I'm not big on museums, but it was awesome. It's the best experience I've ever had in a museum. Yeah, it was so fun. Yeah, those giant pictures yes, they were a hundred feet tall.
Speaker 2:We sat in front of one of those pictures for like probably a half hour just staring at it, just like Well, not only did they have really all, but they had lots of cool artifacts, yeah it wasn't just like a museum of art. They had like an Egyptian room right like it was a mini Smithsonian they had like Roman coffins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because first thought there was no, but it's not like it's busy right you can just look at stuff for as long as you want right, like looking at it and I mean it was huge though they had a rotunda with floors and oh, it was so much to it. Yeah, that was really fun, really fun. Jesus Christ, I hate you. Yeah.
Speaker 1:The Walters Art Museum, if you ever get a chance.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we didn't. That's the only thing about being in Western Pennsylvania is we don't get to travel to the places that we normally do Like. So we haven't been to Baltimore in over a year. We haven't been to DC in over a year. So my favorite place.
Speaker 1:Those bagels are that place where you used to go buy weed that market. You know what I'm talking about. I don't even know what it's called Penn. I don't even know what it's called Penn Station or Penn Avenue, penn Station, something.
Speaker 2:Station. It's Penn Station, I think. No it's not.
Speaker 1:It's not Penn Station, it's some station, yeah, and they got a market there and then the bagels. It's a market station that locks, market station, the locks.
Speaker 2:You're like it's a station and it's got a market, the locks, Not the locks. You're like in a station and it's got a market. The locks, not the wrap no, oh my god, that was. But remember, I got like they had. Um what did they have the one time that I got?
Speaker 1:oh, it was lavender lemonade yeah, I mean, the bagel was ever been as good as the bagel that we had up there in hounsdale. That was a good bagel. That was the only other one that I enjoyed as much as that one down there with, like, I love a bagel with cream cheese, some kind of salted fish, whether that be salmon or lox or box or whatever. Um red onion and tomato.
Speaker 2:Yeah, um capers honesdale's where we got the, uh, the, the german healing onion. Right it is. Yeah, it is. So that's. My other thing is, actually I'm a collector of plants and sometimes when we go places, if I can bring one, she's a collector of plants.
Speaker 1:I'm a collector of plants and sometimes when we go places, if I can bring one, she's a collector of plants. I'm a collector of hoagies.
Speaker 2:This is true.
Speaker 1:That's the other reason.
Speaker 2:So let's just talk about it for five minutes, cause I'm going to keep bringing it up and then people are going to be like, wait, what? So we're moving to Austin, texas, and you're supposed to say we're moving to Austin. And so, like there, texas, you're supposed to say we're moving to Austin. Ida, there's so many things. I feel like my plants are going to be so happy in Texas All the barbecue I could ever eat.
Speaker 1:I want to go pat my brisket on the butt like a good game.
Speaker 2:Ooh. So Scott got an early Christmas present from the Parentals and it is a huge, it's a food pack. Huge, it's a food packer.
Speaker 1:It's a food packer.
Speaker 2:How many pound brisket? Oh, I don't know, probably 12. Yeah, 15. It's huge. It's huge. It's not that big, actually, it's a Christmas brisket. It's a small brisket and this man makes brisket like nobody's business. When I tell you that he was born to run a Jewish jelly without being a Jewish person, I'm not lying. I say chutzpah, his fucking smoked what's that stuff called? The corned beef Pastrami, pastrami, oh my God. His homemade brand, pastrami, is just Hello Schwatskies, yes, Better than what else happened this year.
Speaker 2:So when we were in Nashville we made some friends. We've talked about that on previous episodes we ran into Jason Marsden.
Speaker 1:Yep Zachary.
Speaker 2:Binks, Zachary Binks. First of all Jason Marsden. Yep, Thackery Binks, Thackery Binks. First of all Jason Marsden. So we get to his wiki page.
Speaker 1:And he was the voice of the cat in Hocus Pocus.
Speaker 2:Thackery Binks. He was Thackery Binks in Hocus Pocus. I am a middle-aged woman who clearly, by looking at me, loves everything. Halloween, mars, mars. If you're watching this, you could have led with the fucking fact that you were in Hocus Pocus Cause I would have known what that was. I would have known.
Speaker 1:We almost got to go to a Bucky's Remember it wasn't done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not ready it wasn't Well.
Speaker 1:I'm sure it's ready now. They're pumping at full capacity, baby.
Speaker 2:We met 49 Winchester. No, we didn't meet them. We didn't meet them, we didn't meet them. I got an itchy upper lip. We got to hear Tyler Childers.
Speaker 1:Tyler. Ooh, that was a great, just so good dude. The best music show. Oh God that took me back Shane at the Ryman was like watching Hank Williams at the Grand Ole Opry.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was like one of those magical moments you don't get to see very often yes, and what stuck out to me about that whole trip was how sincerely friendly everyone was that we met.
Speaker 1:The guy that I had a conversation with at the Shane Gillis show At the ramen. Yeah, we had a great old time.
Speaker 2:I still need to know. So there was a TikToker that was there that day at the Shane Gillis.
Speaker 1:Was he a TikToker or a? What do you call that other thing? A Twitcher, a Twitcher? Yeah, I think he was a Twitcher, or was he a Tweaker?
Speaker 2:I don't know. A twitcher, yeah, I think he was a twitcher or was he a tweaker, but I think it was ditch or whatever his name is. No, it wasn't him. Is that his name? Yeah, but it wasn't him, but anyway. There was a famous tiktoker or social media or twitcher at shane gillis's show and they held up the show for like 45 minutes because this kid was getting Meanwhile.
Speaker 1:George Kittle's seated four seats behind us. Nobody's even paying him any attention.
Speaker 2:Nobody even came to be there.
Speaker 1:I was like I think that's George Kittle and then it was because he was like going backstage and we've seen pictures with him and Shane then, but nobody's even worried about him. Who knows who else was there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and chain then. But yeah, nobody's even worried about him. Who knows who else was there? Yeah, he knows who else. Oh, the dude that was sitting beside you was, uh, a musician that played with the black or yeah, he.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't know what he did, but he was somehow involved in the music industry yeah he knew the black keys somehow, I don't know how. Yeah, I don't know what he was, but he was there with him. He saw a show at the Ryman or something with the Black Keys Not of the Black Keys, but like with the guy from the Black Keys Right right, like he was hanging out with them.
Speaker 2:Smoking boobies, Everybody's just like hanging out in Nashville.
Speaker 1:That's what they do.
Speaker 2:Everybody's intermingling.
Speaker 1:It's like you never know who you're going to meet. I'll bring it up again. Nashville also did bring the best sandwich that I've ever eaten in my entire existence, and that was the chicken sandwich at Joyland. Shout out, sean Brock, you are a goddamn genius. And, speaking of Waffle House, he's the one that took Anthony Bourdain to Waffle House.
Speaker 2:Oh, I could watch some Anthony Bourdain. Rest in peace, was that this year?
Speaker 1:No, it was like 2017.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:It felt like this year.
Speaker 2:It did feel like Well, because I just watched him so much I know, and I refused to watch his.
Speaker 1:I refuse to believe he's dead.
Speaker 2:Well, because, like I, like his spirit, um so like yeah, just the way he talks to people and the way he like sums up every he captures, like whatever, he's such a good program, I mean but his mental health also is very close and real to me, because I feel that, like I feel like loving humanity so much and knowing that it can't be fixed, that you at some point just break because you're like, what's it all for? You know what I mean well, I think.
Speaker 1:I mean he suffered with a lot of different things. I mean he was a very haunted man, yeah, and it, it, but uh, very beautiful, yeah beautiful? Yes, beautiful, but he introduced us to a lot of no, he's introduced me to, so many things yeah, whether it be places, music, things like, just so much stuff he like, just he experienced we need to go back and watch his austin episode now that we know that we're?
Speaker 2:Yeah, possibly.
Speaker 1:He's waiting out. Oh, now I want to watch it because I want to eat barbecue. I'm getting hungry, you can tell. Yeah, I can't get my mind off food it's okay.
Speaker 2:Well, this is going to be a short and sweet episode because we're just wrapping up the year. I'm going to add some year and pictures and some clips and I'm gonna make it fun and funny. What would you say that your was your favorite like comedy thing that happened this year so far, outside of seeing shangles, which was spiritual?
Speaker 1:um, but getting to host up at the comedy farm.
Speaker 2:Christina Mariano, yeah, yeah that night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the night that I got to host, that was just a wicked night. It was monster. Yeah, that whole weekend was great.
Speaker 2:It was a great weekend, but that specific show was probably the best show that I've seen put on so far. Uh, Lennon Free, is that his name? He murdered, christina murdered like all like it, it was such a good show. Yeah, it was just such a very good great audience right that all adds to it.
Speaker 1:It was just.
Speaker 2:It was great was Scott Kelly on that show yeah yeah, scott.
Speaker 1:Kelly was on that show.
Speaker 2:So you hosted the show that you your very first hosting job. You hosted for somebody who has an amazon prime special and two folks who have been on several times and christina, who's now headlining places. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah and landing free is just freaking hilarious oh my god, he's amazing he's a monster yes, he's so good, so good going on in our lives since the last time.
Speaker 1:Um, one of the big highlights was, uh, I got to host a show at the comedy farm in altuna shout out comedy farm. Thank you, uh, rich hershberger. He's an amazing comedian and he puts all that together and it was a great time. I mean, what a lineup. Yeah, I mean you talk about a good time, good turnout both nights, both, yeah, great turnout both nights.
Speaker 2:I mean obviously, for me it's the journey with you, right? Yeah, yeah, I know obviously for me it's the journey with you, right, yeah, yeah, um, but I think so. For me every time I hear somebody laugh at one of your jokes, it's always awesome. So I mean, for me it's that. But I think the most fun I've had so far this year was that stupid royal mumble that we went to the other, that was fun that.
Speaker 2:It was fun because it was the first time that I got to see a bunch of comics in a room just acting up.
Speaker 1:It was like it wasn't like your typical. It wasn't your typical Open Mic or your typical comedy show, Neither it was a lot of fun. It was just a very yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was really fun. Thanks to you guys. If you like him, hell yeah, boom big thumbs. We're going to do that one more time. Make some noise, if you like him, make some noise.
Speaker 1:If you fucking hate him, we'll see you later, dickhead.
Speaker 2:You're eliminated.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean I don't know. I'm trying to think back to some other like comedy things, but like yeah, I mean it's been.
Speaker 2:I'm looking forward to the year upcoming, that's well, that's the thing, and so we're going to wrap it up because I want to talk about what's coming up in 2025. I mean everything that happened in 2024. We covered at some point in 2024 through the podcast, whether we mentioned it or you know, or maybe I did it on social media. I did a lot of politics on social media this year. Oh, that was a big thing for me. I went from a never Trump or to a voting for Trump this year.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, started off as a joke.
Speaker 2:So that's. What's crazy is that I wasn't gonna vote at all and then, like when I started doing social media, I kept saying, oh, I'm neutral, I'm switzerland. Like when people would ask me in lives, I'd be like I'm not voting or I'm voting for rfk which I really was when he was still in the running. Um, at some point, if he would have stayed in, like I would have voted for him. But after the July 14th or whatever day, that 19th, whenever the shooting occurred, I was like all right, like social media was real amped up and I was like I'm going to make this a stunt on TikTok and happy Monday, guys.
Speaker 2:Atlanta B reporting to you as an ex-liberal who has become illogical. If you're clicking the link to buy one of these t-shirts, you may find me I don't know wearing the t-shirt in another video. You might find me wearing a mega hat in the next video, but who knows, if this goes viral, maybe I'll even vote Republican this year, with receipts Planning out this whole scheme. And then in one night it was like no fuck that I'm voting for Trump, like it. Just it was like a flip of a switch and that happened. So that was fun.
Speaker 1:And the election happened and now he's I'm one of the few people that voted for a hundred Biden. That's where I stand.
Speaker 2:Cocaine and hookers. So what? Um so 2025,? Oh my gosh, you've already got a show booked right. Um so there's that a show booked right. Um so there's that and there's. Depending on the timing of when we get to austin, there may be a show that we promote before we.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, I'm there's not. That maybe about it. I'm not leaving till I do yeah um put together our own gilded yeah, produce a show, yeah, maybe even two or three of them yeah, gilded trash productions, comedies, specials of some sort yeah it'll have a fun fancy name.
Speaker 2:So I am super excited about that. Um, what's one? So there's some other things like. Obviously everybody at the beginning of the year is like we're getting healthy, we're getting healthy but we're getting healthy we're already getting there. Like we're getting healthy. We're already getting there. Like we're already on a journey. So we're not going to talk about that too much. Everybody knows what's on your wish list or bucket list for 2025. Though, like what are you, and specifically like something attainable? Like do you know what?
Speaker 1:I mean, well, yeah, because my comedy is going to go backwards for a while. Right, it's not going to go backwards, well, not my comedy itself, but the ability You've got to ingratiate yourself into a whole new scene, meet new people, all that stuff. So it's definitely going to take a step back. So for me, I think the biggest thing is the day that I go to Terry Black's and Franklin Barbecue.
Speaker 2:That's what he's looking forward to now.
Speaker 1:Um, no, something attainable I would like to. Uh, no, I would be very happy to produce a show that would be that I mean, that's yeah yeah, my, I think.
Speaker 2:so my bucket list for this year is to obviously do way better with the podcast. Right now, we're just pretty much talking to 12 people and that's okay.
Speaker 1:No, it's fine, It'll grow. That's what we're doing. It is growing.
Speaker 2:But one part of my dream is to like, obviously, to do something different with the podcast.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I want to have guests go somewhere, do all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1:So like a new and better podcast not new, but it's just a better 2.0.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 2.0. 2.0. We're growing. We're still young. We haven't even hit a year's worth of episodes yet.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:But this is our season one finale, penultimate. Yes, it's our season one finale, penultimate. Yes, it's our season one finale. So if you had a bucket list guest for 2025, give me one that is totally attainable, that we just got to ask, and one that's more bucket-ish.
Speaker 1:Attainable would be like uh chuck yes, julian, yes those would be attainable yes um, johnny even, oh, I would love that, not even johnny as well. Um, and, but as far as like unattainable guests, uh, I think I don't even know. I can't think why would I like an unattainable guest?
Speaker 2:Shane Gillis, I mean why are you getting mad? I'm not getting mad.
Speaker 1:Why who's getting?
Speaker 2:mad, but like I think, what are you talking about so weird yeah?
Speaker 1:Cause I'm trying to think I'm like I can't even think of it an attainable guest.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm the producer, obviously, like shane gillis or somebody like that, but like that's totally. I mean, that's reaching for the stars. I'm talking a little well actually, no, because mine's probably reaching stars at this point too. I'll just tell you mine. You can stop thinking it is and always will be until I get her on this show.
Speaker 1:That's unattainable too. Bunny XL yeah, no, I would say unattainable. I mean I would love to. I'm trying to think now, somebody that's attainable but unattainable. Tony Hemsworth yeah, reverse the role. That would be freaking wild dude.
Speaker 2:that would be my ultimate dream my bucket list is for you to get on joe rogan in the next three years that's insanity three years.
Speaker 1:I don't have anything unique to talk about.
Speaker 2:I'd much rather be on like theovon or something you guys would kind of no, but I think, I mean, I think you and joe literally talk about the same shit all the time yeah, I mean me and 90 million other dudes that are just like exactly, so you're just talking about you just swap it in and out chatting about life chatting about.
Speaker 1:I mean, we have what are they called Prion diseases.
Speaker 2:We have good jobs, so obviously we're going to keep our good jobs in 2025, but if I had a dream job in 2025, it would be to work for RFK on the health care station. It would be to work for.
Speaker 1:UnitedHealthcare. Unitedhealthcare.
Speaker 2:No, I wouldn't work for RFK. That's the only healthcare. I want to work for RFK? I want to reorganize the healthcare system to make it make sense to the humans but no, I agree, though I would love for you to work for them okay, so last question, and then we're going to edit that's it. We're wrapping up, end it. That's it. We're wrapping up season one Turkey sandwich. Here I come.
Speaker 1:It is crazy. It's like you know how, when you get hungry though, it like takes over your mind.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know. It's unbelievable. I don't usually get to that point though at all. No, because you never have to wait Right.
Speaker 1:It's so weird and so have to wait right and so like I'm just like seeing, I just feel like it's like a christmas turkey sitting there waving its little wings actually, I think I could be a, I think I could be a ventriloquist.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to work on that. Please, just can you help me. What? Slappy Slappy. Okay. So last question to close out 2024 and ring in the new year If you had one goal that was reachable for this year that's not just specific to comedy what would your goal?
Speaker 1:be To eat a Terry Black's, a pregnant no, I'm kidding. Um so, um, my goal, my goal would be I believe in a future for not of deeds but of no way, um, my goal would be, I mean just to get like settled in and Austin and just that whole thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean that is a very, very good goal, but you know me, if we're saying it's going to happen, it's going to happen. My goal is to publish one song, co-write a song with somebody. This year.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, my goal would be something, something like that like to do something, maybe not comedy related, but like produce, like not produce, but like make a little video, like a, like a skit or something like that, like a real deal one, not like just you know me talking under the phone like actual, you know right, something funny like a real deal, but not like just you know me talking under the phone like actual, you know right, something funny like a gillian keeves type of deal.
Speaker 2:You know like a little something real cool, just to get a little something going like that. But that'd be real, real cool, cool. So goodbye 2024. Loved driving through ohio. I thought I was going to hate it. Absolutely loved it. Um, what I really loved was JD legends. Jd legends. How have I never fucking heard of this place?
Speaker 1:I love Pittsburgh, I love Baltimore to begin with, but um yeah, which is I love pittsburgh so yeah, moon chappy, great movie by the way, regardless fall weddings. I love them right, he's like a harbinger harbinger I love harbinger of doom I like it.
Speaker 2:I love pittsburgh seas, but we will get to ufos yeah, very scary. I love this story. I love it. Let's talk about our grandmother. I love the Warrens.
Speaker 1:But she was a fun nun. She was a fun nun.
Speaker 2:I love Sister Barbara. I love being a hunter's wife too, like there's a whole like kind of culture. I love it.
Speaker 1:That's what Christmas music on it, because most of the radio stations would start playing Christmas music. Yeah, oh, I love. Christmas, christmas. Well, the weather outside is frightful.
Speaker 2:And all the craziness that ensues because you can't spell families Without lies.
Speaker 1:Yes, that'll be fun.
Speaker 2:That is going to be so fun.
Speaker 1:I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's not going to come and strip over me. I was told by the greatest pimp who ever lived, who's called God, that if you know what you got, then you ain't got much. Oh, and Arnie Pomi, arnie Pomi.
Speaker 2:Arnold Palmerler.
Speaker 1:Arnold Palmerler. I'd like could talk more about claire gustin's oh yeah, claire gustamante you just want to say that word claire gustamante. I like it. Claire gustamante, mucho gusto. Claire gustin's, is it? How is it? Is it claire gustin's? Gustin's, yeah, or gustin's? I think it's gustin's because it's something to do with Cleragustens. Is it Cleragustans? No, I wonder, just so somebody that's listening knows what we're talking about. Is it Gustens, gustens or?
Speaker 2:Cleragustans? No, it's not Cleragustans.
Speaker 1:Stop doing that, that sounds like a German word Be like. He's acting very Clare-tistance.
Speaker 2:Clare-tistance.
Speaker 1:Clare-tingency. I've got the gift of Clare-tingency. That sounds like an Irish allergy. I've got Clare-tingency. Picks me up some of that Clare-tingency from the store Benny Youngman, take my wife please, old hogan boot to the door, boom doors down. He walks in. He says that's my grandson, you dirty kidnappers, ghost, gob, ghost and ghouls and gob. She'd get on there and be like welcome to Bavaria, one of the scariest places on Earth. It was, it was, I tell you. I tell you.
Speaker 2:You just went from German to Irish, like that.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what that was making up my own words. When people ever say, say it in your own words, that's what that was making up my own words. When people ever say, say it in your own words, that's what I like to say. I heard you, I heard you, I heard you. I'm right here. I heard you.
Speaker 2:Hello, it's 2025. Hello, should old acquaintances be shot.
Speaker 1:Should old acquaintances be shot?
Speaker 2:No be forgot.
Speaker 1:Oh forgot. Why would you want to forget old acquaintances Should?
Speaker 2:they be forgot.
Speaker 1:Oh, you don't want to forget them, should old?
Speaker 2:acquaintances be shot.
Speaker 1:What is langzyme? I feel like it's a form. I have a little bit of langzyme. I have a little bit of langzyme. I have a touch of the langzyme it's. I have a little bit of anxiety. I have a touch of the langzyme. Today. I think I know what's wrong with me. I got langzyme. He's like you mean anxiety no langzyme, like the new year song. I have anxiety about that langzyme it's never langzyme.
Speaker 2:It's never langzyme, all right's, never Langzines.
Speaker 1:All right, I have Langzines disease. Are you crying Very much? So I'm sorry. Don't cry, it's going to be a good year for you. Mm-hmm. Menendez brothers are out. And they're coming to a, and they're coming to a town near you and they're coming to a head near you. They're actually starting H-E-B Heb Heb. It's like Heb Deb Deb where you been Heb.
Speaker 2:Heb.
Speaker 1:I just want to leave everybody with this little bit of advice from the great philosopher Dwayne Michael Carter Carter Jr, otherwise known as Louie, I've always believed to be the best. You gotta dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage, can throw it in better than anybody else who ever threw trash in a garbage can.
Speaker 2:Oh Melanta, you're out of control.
Speaker 1:I do have parting words from our trash can fam. From a great detective who once lived, named PJ Longtooth Hollingsworth, or it might have been Inspector Gadget, I'm not sure. But they said that one man's trash is another man's clue to solving a murder.
Speaker 2:always remember that this is no good service to you at all. Babe, I love you, but I think bitches see me and they back off. I don't know what it is. I hope people are trying to get. Jolene knows, if she wants my man she can take him. So I will leave you guys with this quote from one miss iconic loretta lynn you've been making your brags around town that you've been loving my man, but the man I love when he picks up trash he throws it in a garbage can. What?
Speaker 1:I'd like to leave some parting words today from one, mr Henny Youngman. You know, henny Youngman, good fellas, take my wife please. That guy, take my wife please. I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it and puts it into an unlocked car. Any young man, take my wife please. Oh my God. This week's quote is brought to you by the great Leslie Jordan, or, as my co-host likes to say, leslie B Jordan Every garbage can has its lid.
Speaker 2:He says well, I guess Well.
Speaker 1:I guess Every garbage can has its lid.
Speaker 2:There you go. I love that quote.
Speaker 1:I'll leave you with this. Somebody once asked Steve Martin what the secret to life was, and he told them a quote from the great Maharishi Guru that said always take a litter bag with you in your car and if it gets full, you can just throw it out the window. And that's Scott's thoughts.
